Of all the interesting news stories to come out in 2019, none are more fascinating – in our humble opinion – with the recollection of a group of sex workers of the urgent need to
‘run-out and get a dildo for Hunter’.
So it’s no surprise to see this special commemorative memorial hit the market, just in time for the Holidays. Of course, it’s way beyond our means to order one so we’ll just savor the moment as it’s curated into the growing catalogue of beloved Classic Christmas Tales that will never be forgotten, no matter how hard Joe tries to bury it.
EARL OF TAINT 
For a minute there, Earl, I thought you were gonna tell us about a new holiday classic movie from those fine, upstanding folks in Hollywood.
If not Hollywood I’m sure Hallmark will take a stab at it.
What’s the tissue for? Crackdrool?
Close!
too funny for words
I bet Mr. & Mrs. Buttigiggles bought a few. No, I meant the music box