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Ukraine Didn’t Get The Billion To Protect Hunter Biden, Or Joe.
Posted by on October 6, 2019
Joe was dispatched to threaten the prosecutor by Obama. It wasn’t for Joe’s benefit and nobody anywhere is going to front any cash for crack smoking Hunter Biden…not even Joe. Bigger fish have been dipping their wicks into Ukraine, quite obviously. Joe was only the clerk, sent on an errand. Joe did what he was told to do, just like always.
Joe admitted some years later that he actually intended to nominate Bill Clinton for the position. He never thought anyone would ever hire Hunter for anything because he really isn’t really isn’t as bright as most people have logically and naturally come to expect from the fruit of the Biden Tree.
Gutter Fighter In Joe Biden Emerges
Posted by on September 23, 2019
No sir, Joe’s no rookie when it comes to rough and tumble politics. He can play this game, buster. He doesn’t play it well, but he enjoys it all the same.
The Legend Of Corn Pop
Posted by on September 22, 2019
If you aren’t familiar with Corn Pop, Joe tells the story here. We imaged how Joe might make it into a movie.
Below, Joe gives a brief synopsis of The Corn Pop Incident during a recent photo-op at the pool. He digressed slightly from his prepared text and possibly erred by admitting he has always swam naked in front of women and offered no apology or words of remorse for his actions to women-women, men-women and the non-binary thems likely wounded and offended by the lurid, raw and brutal mental imagery thrust into their shy, quivering, yet willing psyches by his admission he could flash them at any time, given the current location and the logical assumption that he did not bring a swim suit.
However, the latest research turns up this amazing breaking news, as it does show the lifeguard academy Class of 1962 posing poolside and all the members are indeed totally naked (we have blacked out all the wiener bits, sorry) as Biden claimed. What we didn’t expect to find was Corn Pop was a member of the same lifeguard Class as Joe! See for yourself! We’ve highlighted “Grape Nuts” (young Joe) and friend in the pic below:
Some Classmates remain unidentified. If you recognize yourself or someone else in the photo, please send us an update and we’ll add them/you to our mailing list!
The Powerful, Unbreakable Bonds Of Love* Between A Father And His Son
Posted by on September 21, 2019
*Around 3 billion dollars in foreign cash to board member Joe-Boy Hunter’s slush fund corps. Powerful and unbreakable. Can You Feel the Love?
