FYI, Ass Clowns are the ones you see in parades with their heads where their asses are supposed to be.…

We captured their dialog and created this here dramatization right here, solely for our readers’ edification.

Could have been the danged opioids again, I guess. Those rascals can really sneak up on a guy. I don’t…

The file has a clear background – PNG format – you can print out and make your own scary display.…

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