We went direct to the factory to prove it. In a compassionate and humane effort to efficiently deport millions of illegal immigrants back to their Shit Holes of origin, ICE officials developed a method to rapidly condense and package the living essence of dozens of individuals into a single, 8 oz bottle. Light weight makes it cheap to transport and the simple process of rehydration* brings everyone back, as good as new.
*Surprise twist: For an authentic Mexican-Style Fiesta, re-hydrate with tequila in place of water or urine.
He’s our favorite dipshit. The grist for our mill. The fodder for our cattles and soap for our saddles. Just imagine how much harder our work here will become without Old Uncle Josepherv to point and laugh at. We hope he doesn’t blow it. Not yet.
Most of you probably already know Diogenes but for those who don’t, her Good Monday Morning posts almost always feature fresh, warm biscuits.
And we do love them biscuits.
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Oregon and Washington are also being studied but California leads all states in terms of checking all the progressoy/leftyx/socialoser/retardosaurus boxes. No other state or territory does more to serve and protect _______ who prefer having sex with ________.
Unless they’re looking for a place to live that has plumbing.
SAD!
Happy Father’s Day everyone. Brought you some Joe.
Meanwhile, Joe says he’ll cure cancer but only if we make him President first. Disregard the people who will suffer and die in the interim, Joe. You have to play your cards right.
The big trouble for Joe as he face-fingers a lesbo who he thinks is a cross-dressing tranny. In fairness, it does get confusing if you care enough to try and keep up with the permutations. We don’t.
So simple. Hand over bigger paychecks and the well-satisfied public servants will close all those illicit “loopholes” right up and waltz right past those insider trading tips and all that easy money. She’s That’s a genius.
Almost good as new. Just waiting on the arms. They shipped from Israel and are hung up in customs because “arms shipment” is apparently a big problem. So she’ll be a while yet, sorry.
Actually it’s just a new depth of depravity from Anus International, Inc. They’re now “identifying” as helpless babies. Some are Transblendered and at a loss to explain how an infant could ponder the reality of its sex. No matter, they will probably get their own Affirmation Month soon.
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