The Scooby Van Tree Topper with Toasted Campaign Angel Finial – Collectible!
Honors I’ve Received From Nice People:
Thank You Cousin!
A bit extreme but if that’s what it takes…
I keep seeing pieces that tell me I’m risking my life by eating, drinking, smoking, breathing, touching, kissing and – with blind luck – intercoursing something that some expert says is potentially fatal to me. The advice is pure nonsense, of course. If were true, I would have died long before I was born.
Regardless, I’m not trading my incredibly tasty (mmm…dat fat) Texas-Style Barbecue for your fake MexiCali Hummus Ribs just to earn an extra 10 years of wearing diapers in the retirement home. I have no interest in that deal. I’ll check out early and leave more for you.
Personally, I’d give them 50,000 Federal acres somewhere, fence them all in to create their Garden of Nirvana and I’d put it all on Pay Per View for a worldwide audience. Ratings will be sky high once they start eating each other.
(All human figures in the snapshot below – except Al – are people who paid money to go into the wilderness and pretend they’re savages. Without any actual savagery, of course because they are just pretending – except the Bear – to be primitive. The thatched hut is a rental. I didn’t note where but it’s out there if anyone wants to reserve a cesspool-side cabana, for a romantic getaway.)