We’ll be recalling the quality of this vintage fondly for generations to come. Here’s the story of the heroic Master Tear Farmer that brought them to us. Enjoy irresponsibly!
2 years worth of completely unrealistic expectations end with a big giant sad? Take it up with your sources, snowflakes.
Bonus Sunday Special! Poetry by Psychedelic Warlord
Her dad has a boatload of money.
Did you know Beato was in a band with Pee Wee Herman/Paul Reubens? He damn sure was, look:
Some people (and yes, Betos are people) cannot speak without using their hands.
Here’s a safe, easy and cheap way to keep them quiet. Note the gesticles are fully restrained but in no danger of injury. They’ll speak again, good as new – but only when you say so. Stainless steel – One size fits most – $29.95 + s/h
The graphic below represents solid, undisputed and settled Science. It must not be disregarded by those who operate in close proximity to any Democrat Member of Congress, as their very minds could be at stake. This phenomena was observed at a recent event in Austin Texas, (as documented by this awesomely qualified source.) Total loss of human intelligence was difficult to discern as it was held in Austin where there’s not much to start with. Except when the Legislature’s in session, in which case there’s even less. It would have been much, much worse if it happened someplace normal. Beware!
This fulfills our public service obligation for 2019. Thanks for looking at it.
I find it hard to believe but he is a Democrat and the story’s getting headlines. Crazy world.
And Thanks to esteemed reader Steve for the inspiration.
Much Love to Curmudgeon at Political Clown Parade. I Am Honored, Madam.
A Fellow Texan Who Loves German Shepherds, Like Me
A Tremendous Honor from the Mothership
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