In Taint City, Traffic Alerts Are A Little More Fun

no passing

I Don’t Think BUZZ Is The Right Word For What They’re Feeding


New Gang Threatens America

A warning passed along by alert reader Safe Space, authorities have uncovered one of  the most ruthless and remorseless gang of low-life mentally challenged delinquents operating in our country today. We’ve named some of the key members, below.



Looming Chaos As Furloughed Feds Go Back To Sleeping At Home


The Wokest Razor Ever


Banned From Walmart!


Police say a older woman has been banned from a local Walmart after she spent several hours driving an electric shopping cart around the store while drinking wine from a Pringles can.

Police said that officers responded to a suspicious person call at about 9 a.m. Friday at a Walmart in Mohegan Lake, about 18 miles northwest of Chappaqua.

Mohegan Lake police spokesman Jeff Hughes says the woman had reportedly been riding the electric cart for about three hours circling the Beer and Wine aisles, often accompanied by an elderly man in a separate cart. A store security photo appears to show this man handing off a bottle of what looks to be fortified Chardonnay to a woman drinking from a potato chips can

Hughes says police eventually found the woman browsing spinal support products and told her she could not return to the store.

Police say the woman wasn’t arrested, and her name was not released. They are asking for the public’s help in identifying the man as they are still pursuing him on accusations of indecent exposure made towards multiple female associates in the Meat department.

New Clown In Town


I’ve Hardly Noticed


Brilliant Startup Automaker Debuts Walking Car



Green Energy News: Soylent Coal Will Close The Sustainable Power Loop

If I thought of this, you know they have.


sustainableAnd the ashes make great fertilizer!

We’re Up!

We are all up in your internets again. Have to rearrange some furniture and such – will be back at work soon.

Thanks to all for the support…esp bobdog, many thanks.