The Practice Of Claiming To Have Moral Standards Or Beliefs To Which One’s Own Behavior Does Not Conform

That’s Hypocrisy

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Sorry But I’m Not Taking An 8 Year Old To See Ariana’s Flared Outriggers

I just see that as wrong. They’re too young. I was probably 11 or 12 before I first saw an adult human vagina by way of a page torn from a cheap nasty truckstop-style porn mag. It – The V – filled the entire page. Early 70s – picture a big shaggy blanket of pubes encircling a pink raw oyster. I did not view it as anything I would ever care to cuddle and I kept that mindset until I actually put my hands/finger(s) on/in/whatever a real one when we were both 14.  Completely different mindset, thereafter.  But 8 is too young.

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The Testicomey

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Anderson Cooper Is Professor Pooper

Not many people realize that well known media personality Anderson Cooper is also one of the leading experts and connoisseurs of all things anal in America today. He’s written several peer-reviewed, scholarly studies on the structure, performance, standards and variations of the human anal orifice and his personal collection of superbly preserved sphincters will likely end up in the Smithsonian. Few know poo like Andy Coo.

He’s had his head and several other things well up in thousands of colons, more than most could even imagine – or want to.  So when the conversation turns to dumps, wise people will defer to the expert who puts the anal in analysis. He knows shit.

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Tribal Leaders Gather At Wattle House To Plan For Surprise Trump Visit To Impeechi Capital Village

Impichi Village

Turns out it was just a drive-by

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Possible Sources For Scumedia’s Sand-In-The-Vagina Hysterics Against Trump Are Legion

The intern who makes copies and gets donuts qualifies as a Former White House Official as far as the Scumedia is concerned.  They won’t identify them anyway, because they aren’t Republicans, so what’s the difference?  They’ll use the FWHO title to verify the fake news regardless. Until a source is named, their testimony is assumed to be a vaporous fabrication – and it should would be reported with skepticism not applause – by an honest media. But we’re fresh out of that, aren’t we?

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Where Is The Congressional GOP Support For Trump?

Much thanks to MJA/ IOTWReport for the post!

They’re spineless, weak-kneed, gutless cowards, maybe? It’s getting really hard to be happy with this ‘majority’ we elected.

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Chelsea Manning Makes Its Debut As A Free Whatever It Is

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Bullshitters

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Fakest Fake News Yet From The Washington ComPost

I’m not linking them – you may have seen it already. The WaPo report that Trump divulged intel to the Russians is pure fiction. They open with a statement from McMasters that says ‘nothing happened’ other than normal routine discussion. The ComPost then swings over to a convenient ex-Obama staffer who proceeds to outline all the issues that may occur IF Trump had said anything on classified intel…and then gloms the two together as “officials” who concur. It’s Bullshit. The rest is the usual WAPOO mattress stuffing of every little thing the president has done that made them cry – and the comments below are blooming with calls for the guillotine and similar liberal dreams.

It is Fake News and the ComPost willfully printed it as the truth, because they are filthy buttsore snowflakes who lost and it burns them. I hope they enjoy living with it for another 7 and a half years. I also hope their rotten crotches sting incessantly from the juice of a thousand lemons. The nasty bastards.

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