EARL OF TAINT

It’s Beto Night!

Bonus Sunday Special! Poetry by Psychedelic Warlord

Her dad has a boatload of money.

Did you know Beato was in a band with Pee Wee Herman/Paul Reubens? He damn sure was, look:

 Old CNN website was source of unvetted ‘random’ info used by author of anti-Trump dossier, docs reveal

Some people (and yes, Betos are people) cannot speak without using their hands.

Here’s a safe, easy and cheap way to keep them quiet. Note the gesticles are fully restrained but in no danger of injury. They’ll speak again, good as new – but only when you say so. Stainless steel – One size fits most – $29.95 + s/h

The graphic below represents solid, undisputed and settled Science. It must not be disregarded by those who operate in close proximity to any Democrat Member of Congress, as their very minds could be at stake. This phenomena was observed at a recent event in Austin Texas, (as documented by this awesomely qualified source.)  Total loss of human intelligence was difficult to discern as it was held in Austin where there’s not much to start with. Except when the Legislature’s in session, in which case there’s even less. It would have been much, much worse if it happened someplace normal. Beware!

This fulfills our public service obligation for 2019. Thanks for looking at it.