FYI, Ass Clowns are the ones you see in parades with their heads where their asses are supposed to be. … More

We captured their dialog and created this here dramatization right here, solely for our readers’ edification.

Could have been the danged opioids again, I guess. Those rascals can really sneak up on a guy. I don’t … More

The file has a clear background – PNG format – you can print out and make your own scary display. … More

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