WELCOME TO THE RIGHTLY GUIDED:

Imagine the Media reaction to a Teacher Of The Year flashing a Bible in their photo with the President. Or a license to carry a concealed weapon? How about a Teacher Bro swinging a lacy bra? Or a MidEastern Teacher bringing his goat?

The President was warm and welcoming. He took no issue with your ‘flair’.  But ‘HA-HA IN YOUR FACE YOU FASCIST NAZI HOMOPHOBIC CHEETOH!! HA-HAHAHA!’

To Hell with these people.

OTOH, these things will be hot sellers, for a while.  Carpe Diem…a buck’s a buck.

We’ll call them FANNIES

Update:  Meet the TOTY from The Lone Star State.  Here in Texas, we choose our best teacher while adhering to a different set of criteria than many schools.  The candidates’ sexuality is not considered a basis for the award as the students themselves vote for the winner and what do they know about having sex at their tender young ages.  Don’t be silly.  And no, we’re not going to discuss it.  Now look, this is a real Teacher…

My Dad died years ago. But I’ll never forget him or the amazing things he taught me. Like fly fishing. He was simply the best Dad ever. I’ll never forgive Mom for hiring that hit man.

Time to give them their due.

Warning: Never look her straight in the eye. Her super dense black hole of stupid will suck out every bit of your normal and replace it with pure, unrefined San Francisco. There’s no known cure.