Happy St Pat’s

You’re probably too drunk to see this but I forgot so it’s late. Sorry.

There are no wrong answers.

st pat's


Little Known Facts Of Nature

Here’s one most some a few isolated people might find surprising:

dig it

And She Goes Down Again



I know it’s hateful, but I was disappointed to see those bodyguards catch her.


She’s Back

griffin tour

Dems Launch Campaign To Reelect President Trump

That’s not what they’re officially calling it, but we can read the clues.

dems fight back

Of course it’s always possible they’re just politically desperate dumbasses…

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First Up On The Obama Channel

A riveting account of the World’s very first, true original Half-African Super Hero, as only he himself can tell it. Currently in production. Supposed to hit theaaters next Fall.

See this magnificent poster sized for the Big Screen (or your personal lobby!) here. Or finger the picture as usual, to make it get bigger.

barack panther poster

How A Little Girl Got To Meet The Moose

Heartwarming story, really. Little girl is touring the White House and is awestruck at the portrait of the former First Lady. The photo was posted online and went viral. You probably saw it. The former FLOTUSPOTIMUS did and she arranged a meeting for a great photo op. Reality ensued.  Here it is, in pictures:

moose meet

From the child’s point of view:

moose meet 2

So then…

meet moose 3

Dems Ride Blue Wave In Texas

Sen. Ted Cruz, a Republican, easily won his primary, capturing 1.3 million of the 1.5 million votes cast. That’s double the number of votes won in the Democratic primary by Rep. Beto O’Rourke, who will be his opponent.

blue wave

Why Would An (Alleged) Man Suffer Monthly Abdominal Cramping?

Because he feels so much like a woman, he actually gets his period. Or he’s a fag and somebody got all up in his guts and his ass is bleeding. Or both of the above. In this recent celebrity testimonial for a popular pain reliever, we’d guess both were in effect.


Best Picture

Thanks to MJA/IOTW for the link!

It’s kind of a Beauty and the Beast story, without any Beauty. Plenty of action (the turd chase scene is magnificently filmed), romance and comedy – and who doesn’t love poo jokes? – to entertain every fan of great movie making. Grab your barf bags and run see the Best Movie of 2017.

Tickets start at $25.00 ($22.50 Bargain Matinee and Midnight showings)

Soft drinks – $12.55. Popcorn $16.25. Raisinettes – $6.75. Bottled water – $5.00


Breaking News: Clintons All Done

Well dang, they’re dead broke, again. Fortunately the Obama Foundation has kept them on the staff payroll, placing them in various roles compatible with their talents.

But they’re just people now.

(Update: President Clinton has been removed from his position with the grounds crew since the photo below was taken. He has now been reassigned to duty as a glandular palpitation specialist on the Surgeon General’s Enlarged Prostate Task Force, operating out of the local Community Health Clinic. He is also kept on a 24 hour suicide watch.)