You’re probably too drunk to see this but I forgot so it’s late. Sorry.
There are no wrong answers.
most some a few isolated people might find surprising:
I know it’s hateful, but I was disappointed to see those bodyguards catch her.
That’s not what they’re officially calling it, but we can read the clues.
Of course it’s always possible they’re just politically desperate dumbasses…
A riveting account of the World’s very first, true original Half-African Super Hero, as only he himself can tell it. Currently in production. Supposed to hit theaaters next Fall.
See this magnificent poster sized for the Big Screen (or your personal lobby!) here. Or finger the picture as usual, to make it get bigger.
Heartwarming story, really. Little girl is touring the White House and is awestruck at the portrait of the former First Lady. The photo was posted online and went viral. You probably saw it. The former FLOTUSPOTIMUS did and she arranged a meeting for a great photo op. Reality ensued. Here it is, in pictures:
From the child’s point of view:
Sen. Ted Cruz, a Republican, easily won his primary, capturing 1.3 million of the 1.5 million votes cast. That’s double the number of votes won in the Democratic primary by Rep. Beto O’Rourke, who will be his opponent.
Because he feels so much like a woman, he actually gets his period. Or he’s a fag and somebody got all up in his guts and his ass is bleeding. Or both of the above. In this recent celebrity testimonial for a popular pain reliever, we’d guess both were in effect.
It’s kind of a Beauty and the Beast story, without any Beauty. Plenty of action (the turd chase scene is magnificently filmed), romance and comedy – and who doesn’t love poo jokes? – to entertain every fan of great movie making. Grab your barf bags and run see the Best Movie of 2017.
Tickets start at $25.00 ($22.50 Bargain Matinee and Midnight showings)
Soft drinks – $12.55. Popcorn $16.25. Raisinettes – $6.75. Bottled water – $5.00
Well dang, they’re dead broke, again. Fortunately the Obama Foundation has kept them on the staff payroll, placing them in various roles compatible with their talents.
But they’re just people now.
(Update: President Clinton has been removed from his position with the grounds crew since the photo below was taken. He has now been reassigned to duty as a glandular palpitation specialist on the Surgeon General’s Enlarged Prostate Task Force, operating out of the local Community Health Clinic. He is also kept on a 24 hour suicide watch.)