Honors I’ve Received From Nice People:
Thank You Cousin!
Of course they have a Navy. The proud vessel pictured below is the Flagship of their vast nautical fleet. Apparently, our recent coverage of ongoing Nazi activity has alerted them to the the presence of their arch-enemies (ie; pretty much anyone) in Houston and they have sent a rapid attack force to, in the words of their press release:
“…Defend All Communities Of Colors from the hateful, oppressive and perversely privileged ACT of rich white people playing like they’re Helping Victims Solely Out Of Kindness And Concern when they’re really hateful racist Nazi warpigs, handing out disease-ridden blankets and tainted food to the poor victims of this watery purge.”