The Birth Of A Protest Movement – Here Comes Antipantifa


This came to us via vigilant reader and dedicated citizen Edsss (nom de plume).  We are always grateful for any hot tips from our followers, please keep them coming. (and remember, you’ll get a coupon for $2.00 off selected store brand frozen entrees – for every suggestion sent!)

The pardon granted to former Maricopa County AZ Sheriff Joe Arpaio by President Trump has ignited a firestorm of anger from Progressives, who believe the former Sheriff should be executed for being white.  The visual icon of the newly formed Movement To Kill Sheriff Joe’s Old White Ass will be the infamous Pink Panties issued to inmates in the former sheriff’s Arizona “Tent City” jail.  MTKSJOWA protesters will all don the pink unders (in their own stylish and creative ways!) to signal their collective outrage at the blatantly racist symbolism of forcing people of color to wear under-garments hued like a white woman’s labiatus vulvatimus.

pardon joe

“They’re visually definitive, like the Pussy Hats yes, but ours have an opening in front so it’s easy to put your face through. People are wearing them in lots of different ways, which only proves we’re so much more clever and creative at stuff like this.”

 

Then that other shoe drops…

arpaio

Advertisements

8 responses to “The Birth Of A Protest Movement – Here Comes Antipantifa

  1. SafeSpace September 1, 2017 at 10:53 am

    Them pink briefs best be lead-lined, considering who is gonna be wearin’ them in Joe’s Jail Shack.

  2. BigMamaTEA September 1, 2017 at 10:53 am

    Oh Earl! When I get down guffawing at this, this is going over to the Treehouse. Excellent!

  3. Deplorable B Woodman September 1, 2017 at 10:56 am

    That would be too too awesome if President Trump were to mane Sheriff Joe as head of the FedGov prison system. I feel like I’m watching an old cartoon, “GO JOE!”
    I could see a massive savings in food, clothes, cable TV. But that might be a wash as the system would have to stock up on additional ammunition to quell the anticipated increased prison riots.

  4. Diogenes September 1, 2017 at 7:34 pm

    Where is my damn coupons??????

    • Earl of Taint September 2, 2017 at 3:07 pm

      Sorry Boss. Goddesses of the Internet are ineligible. Goes for Curmudgeon too. I didn’t write the rules, it’s just a price you pay to stand there on that pedestal, I guess.

  5. Edsss September 5, 2017 at 10:18 pm

    KUDOS brother. LMFAO! Well done :)

%d bloggers like this: