While you’re in D.C. stay out of those K Street Bordellos. Not covered by the expense account! ;)
Oh now you tell me.
Ugh. Pelosi is so gross. I bet those things hang like two fried eggs on a nail. Did you see her mongoloid mouth spasms during the speech? Looked like she was trying to get Elizabeth Warren’s pussy hair off her tongue.
Nice one, Earl. Please do some more on Sheila Jackson-Lee. One of my all-time favorites of yours was Sheila’s “Wise Words of Wonderments” from a few years ago. Funny stuff.
Tanks Mac. Fried eggs would be much too firm…poached would be closer. I’m sure we’ll see SJL again soon.
Those aren’t Nutsy’s saggy tits. They are her knees from so many facelifts.
That’s a popular theory but some maintain the tit growth is a direct result of the facial tightening. They’ve stuffed her wrinkles down into her tits. Either one is possible.
Okay, I give up. What is “sogginessity”??
It Ebonics and din nobody ax you whiet boy
Ain’ no white boy, I’se a gen-you-wine redneck.
OK. We stands connected.
Only three security men to throwl Pelosi’s sorry butt out? Where’s the fumigator? The minesweeper? The new replacement litter box?
Please. I’m not Walt Disney.
Excellent –
especially the part about Sheila Jackson Lee :)
Kind of like the modern liberal version of Mary Poppins. I wonder if they just fix her TIAs with airplane glue now.
EARL OF TAINT 
While you’re in D.C. stay out of those K Street Bordellos. Not covered by the expense account! ;)
Oh now you tell me.
Ugh. Pelosi is so gross. I bet those things hang like two fried eggs on a nail. Did you see her mongoloid mouth spasms during the speech? Looked like she was trying to get Elizabeth Warren’s pussy hair off her tongue.
Nice one, Earl. Please do some more on Sheila Jackson-Lee. One of my all-time favorites of yours was Sheila’s “Wise Words of Wonderments” from a few years ago. Funny stuff.
Tanks Mac. Fried eggs would be much too firm…poached would be closer. I’m sure we’ll see SJL again soon.
Those aren’t Nutsy’s saggy tits. They are her knees from so many facelifts.
That’s a popular theory but some maintain the tit growth is a direct result of the facial tightening. They’ve stuffed her wrinkles down into her tits. Either one is possible.
Okay, I give up. What is “sogginessity”??
It Ebonics and din nobody ax you whiet boy
Ain’ no white boy, I’se a gen-you-wine redneck.
OK. We stands connected.
Only three security men to throwl Pelosi’s sorry butt out? Where’s the fumigator? The minesweeper? The new replacement litter box?
Please. I’m not Walt Disney.
Excellent –
especially the part about Sheila Jackson Lee :)
Kind of like the modern liberal version of Mary Poppins. I wonder if they just fix her TIAs with airplane glue now.
I think they have to weld.