Maybe They Really Could Worry Themselves To Death

But not all of a sudden, like this. Way too much work and mess. Slowly, at a measured and manageable … More

We Breakin’ Not Fakin’

Watch CNN.

Like this one, for example. I might have had a little too much lemonade. I don’t remember. Anyway y’all can … More

Nah, not really. He’s a just another wormy sack of shit politician who’ll do anything to hold his voter base. … More

Trigger warning?? You saw the headline, get real. (EoT/MFNS) In a stunning revelation, a series of photos have surfaced today … More

We’ll see what the Boss thinks. I think it’s a real attention-getter.

I hate to bring this to you but it’s real news so I gotta. I’m as sad about it as … More

A White House statement just released explains the President “felt assaulted and threatened by the turkey’s Whiteness and its stale, … More

The camera, she don’t lie. On the left, the former Secretary of State looking radiant as usual at a recent … More

I mean, all things considered, explaining The Donald to the kids ought to be a cakewalk. That’s Rosie’s actual tweeted … More