A White House statement just released explains the President “felt assaulted and threatened by the turkey’s Whiteness and its stale, jingoistic, patrimonious, heteronormative establishment as an icon of the traditional Anglo-American celebration of the social and cultural oppression and subjugation of the Native Peoples and he understandably snapped and, acting fully within his authority as Chief Executive, he took it out like Bin Laden.”
Update: I failed to credit faithful reader PhilO for the inspiration on this one. Thanks Phil!
EARL OF TAINT 
The clickee no workee.
Yeah They’ve changed things – trying to fix it
It works if ya right click it…and it was worth the wait!!
Works now – wordpress changed the editor. I have to manually link to the full pics now, apparently. Pain. But have a fix.
I first saw the headline, I thought it said, Obama evacuates turkey. And I’m going, “With a baster??”
Apparently the turkey failed to invoke its White Privilege.
I’m shocked it would have to be invoked. I thought it was supposed to be manifest in all aspects of society and stuff?
What a gyp.