Obama Executes Turkey

A White House statement just released explains the President “felt assaulted and threatened by the turkey’s Whiteness and its stale, jingoistic, patrimonious, heteronormative establishment as an icon of the traditional Anglo-American celebration of the social and cultural oppression and subjugation of the Native Peoples and he understandably snapped and, acting fully within his authority as Chief Executive, he took it out like Bin Laden.

Update: I failed to credit faithful reader PhilO for the inspiration on this one. Thanks Phil!

turkish attack

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7 responses to “Obama Executes Turkey

  1. bluesjunky November 21, 2015 at 6:13 pm

    The clickee no workee.

  2. proofpositiveblog November 22, 2015 at 12:48 am

    I first saw the headline, I thought it said, Obama evacuates turkey. And I’m going, “With a baster??”

  3. bluebird of bitterness November 23, 2015 at 3:24 pm

    Apparently the turkey failed to invoke its White Privilege.

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