Obama Executes Turkey
November 21, 2015Posted by on
A White House statement just released explains the President “felt assaulted and threatened by the turkey’s Whiteness and its stale, jingoistic, patrimonious, heteronormative establishment as an icon of the traditional Anglo-American celebration of the social and cultural oppression and subjugation of the Native Peoples and he understandably snapped and, acting fully within his authority as Chief Executive, he took it out like Bin Laden.”
Update: I failed to credit faithful reader PhilO for the inspiration on this one. Thanks Phil!