Regular viewers know that I enjoy keeping up with Michelle Obama’s travels to exotic locations on my dime when I can barely afford a weekend at the beach. Each trip, I try to use my considerable influence as a semi-professional journalist to wrangle a few candid, unreleased press pool photos of the First Lady’s activities for the exclusive enjoyment of my readers.
Unfortunately, I was unavoidably delayed from coverage of her trip to Japan. But I was able to bring you these latest shots from her time in Cambodia. The girls and the First Lady Of The United States In Law, Mrs Marian Robertson, stayed on the plane.
OK, the pictures:
BTW – I photoshopped the Hostess Cupcakes, the rest is all original picture. I did NOT ‘shop dat ass up. That’s the real deal Neal. Good luck losing the visual and I am sorry.
EARL OF TAINT 
Oh DEAR GOD. The elephants. The poor elephants. I can’t stop laughing, Earl. Now that’s some good journalism! I’m glad you didn’t do any photoshopping with the FLOTUSIL, unless you changed her dress pattern. That is pretty hideous. I’m beginning to see where FLOTUS gets her fashion sense.
Consistent quality
Nice job earl
At least they were hostess cupcakes and not the um, competitor. Never liked the hostess anyway. Glad you didn’t ruin them for me. Thanks Earl!
If you overthink it, milk is cow mucous. Ice cream is sweetened, cold snot. Cheese is like a hard booger. See?
She’s too big for that ride. Next time the elephants should ride her.
Thanks Cousin! Whole year and a half of journalism night school has paid off, for sure. Just not in money yet.
Reblogged this on A Conservative Christian Man.
“FLOTUS is on the far left.” I’m sorry. I thought that went without saying!
They teach us to do that in journalism school.
I can never eat another Hostess Cupcake….thanks a lot!
Apologies, Nate. But you probably don’t need the sugar anyway.
OH MY ALLAH, Earl… is that last shot called “camel-ass”?! I just had a WONDERFUL dinner that is now all over my laptop. I am seriously considering litigation against you for the abdominal workout I just experienced! To look at the Wookiee ass without a disclaimer must be terrorism at the LEAST! I swear to allah, I will not be able to hold down a meal for WEEKS, you bastard, (oh, wait… I’m confusing you with the “faggot-in-chief”).
Pretty nasty, I know. You’re right though – there should have been a trigger warning. My bad.
Dress looks like the Philpine flag..
Earl, when your on, your on! LMFAO again! Thanks!!!
Thanks buddy!
Anyone else up for a bleach eyewash? When is the UN going to do something about this? It must stop or the world will become completely blind.
One of my prouder moments being an American.
How many poor little thongs died between those cheeks?
That’s a nasty little visual right there.
And “cheeks” is too diminutive. “Chewbaccas” works better.