Travels With FLOTUS


Regular viewers know that I enjoy keeping up with Michelle Obama’s travels to exotic locations on my dime when I can barely afford a weekend at the beach. Each trip, I try to use my considerable influence as a semi-professional journalist to wrangle a few candid, unreleased press pool photos of the First Lady’s activities for the exclusive enjoyment of my readers.

Unfortunately, I was unavoidably delayed from coverage of her trip to Japan. But I was able to bring you these latest shots from her time in Cambodia. The girls and the First Lady Of The United States In Law, Mrs Marian Robertson, stayed on the plane.

FLOTUSIL
FLOTUSIL

OK, the pictures:

Here FLOTUS picks up the First Lady of Cambodia, whatever her name is.
Here FLOTUS picks up the First Lady of Cambodia, whatever her name is. And shut up, you couldn’t pronounce it anyway.
They wade over to historical masterpiece Angkor Wat. FLOTUS is on the left.
They wade over to the amazing temple at Angkor Wat. FLOTUS is on the far left.
The elephants were all broken that day
The elephant rides were all broken that day
Asking directions to rest rooms and snack bar. The monks broke their vow of silence.
Asking directions to rest rooms and snack bar. The monks broke their vow of silence with the screaming.
Buddha's Revenge
Buddha’s Revenge sends her running

BTW – I photoshopped the Hostess Cupcakes, the rest is all original picture. I did NOT ‘shop dat ass up. That’s the real deal Neal. Good luck losing the visual and I am sorry.

 

21 Comments

  1. Oh DEAR GOD. The elephants. The poor elephants. I can’t stop laughing, Earl. Now that’s some good journalism! I’m glad you didn’t do any photoshopping with the FLOTUSIL, unless you changed her dress pattern. That is pretty hideous. I’m beginning to see where FLOTUS gets her fashion sense.

    1. At least they were hostess cupcakes and not the um, competitor. Never liked the hostess anyway. Glad you didn’t ruin them for me. Thanks Earl!

  2. OH MY ALLAH, Earl… is that last shot called “camel-ass”?! I just had a WONDERFUL dinner that is now all over my laptop. I am seriously considering litigation against you for the abdominal workout I just experienced! To look at the Wookiee ass without a disclaimer must be terrorism at the LEAST! I swear to allah, I will not be able to hold down a meal for WEEKS, you bastard, (oh, wait… I’m confusing you with the “faggot-in-chief”).

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