Tag Archives: michelle obama

You Think You’ve Seen It All?

Caution! Here is the background. Please be careful you may truly actually genuinely want/need to barf at the outright 100% soy-laced faggotry espoused there. I don’t have the stomach for it, I had to click out.

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Obamas Drive A Hard Bargain In Real Estate

They’re supposedly buying this place.

This stunning home sits on over 29 +/- acres directly on the Edgartown Great Pond. The sprawling lawn and incredible water views make for the perfect family compound setting for generations to come. The nearly 7,000 sf residence is finished with the finest details and is designed with 7 bedrooms, 8 baths, multiple entertaining spaces including a vaulted ceiling living room with stone fireplace, a Chef’s kitchen, and formal dining room surrounded by a wall of windows. There are 2 wings and an impressive master suite with fireplace and private sundeck. Your summer days can be spent poolside in a garden-like setting or exploring Great Pond and outer barrier beach. A property of this stature needs to be seen to be experienced.


marthas vineyard

Yipe! Yipe! Yipe! Yipe!

Ruff!

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White House Denies Rumors Of Zika Outbreak on Martha’s Vineyard

The White House moved quickly to squelch growing rumors of a possible Zika virus outbreak on Martha’s Vineyard Sunday evening. The rumors were sparked by the shocking appearance of the President and First Lady when they returned from their annual summer vacation on the island, with Mrs Obama’s head appearing to be over two times its normal size and the President’s head looked quite tiny and shrunken. This picture from the press pool seems to indicate that something is very wrong.

mystery illness

The First Couple took no questions from the press but an administration spokesperson announced that the First Lady is indeed suffering from some type of shellfish allergy causing swelling and elongation of her skull. However she is expected to recover fully. The President, the press was informed, had recently received a fresh haircut and his head only seemed to be smaller. The possibility the Obamas were exposed to the Zika virus was said to be of no concern whatsoever.

See, It’s Genetical

Fruit of the Moose.

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History Made: The First Ever Known Criminal Nominated For President

And the Afrikrakken says she’ll be a better role model for our kids than Donald Trump?

Well that just killed any credibility I had for FLO-TUSA, right there.

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Blame This On Grunt – He Invoked Her

Not my fault. GruntO brought her forth, in the comments. There are some things you just don’t say.

Like “Michelle Obama in a Costume with a Thong” …and boiinng! Up she pops.

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They’re Looking For Retirement Property

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Michelle Returns From Texas

In this crazy campaign season, we can’t allow the little bits of everyday news to go unobserved. We must maintain some sense of normalcy.

No not here, just in the general citizenry. We don’t do normal here.

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The Whaler

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Last Minute Instructions To The Backup President Before Vacation

joe instructions

And they’re off!

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Swamp Thing

It’s an honest mistake. Both rip into the watercress face first. In the water they’re identical. Out of the water, well one has a paddle tail and the other has a big giant splitter.

POTUS visits an Everglades swamp in Florida. /FILE PHOTO

POTUS visits an Everglades swamp in Florida. /FILE PHOTO