We were deployed to a barren base out in the middle of nowhere. Had to jack up a jet to rebuild strut. We were stuck with a dweebie, gay Captain who was sposta keep an eye on us. Gathered a few troops, had a briefing, assigned them to their jacks. They asked why the Captain was there. Told them he was the jack officer. Troops laughed so hard we lost 4 minutes.
The rack is the only thing AOC has going for her. Nice job, Earl!
EARL OF TAINT 
Feed-em to the sharks.
We were deployed to a barren base out in the middle of nowhere. Had to jack up a jet to rebuild strut. We were stuck with a dweebie, gay Captain who was sposta keep an eye on us. Gathered a few troops, had a briefing, assigned them to their jacks. They asked why the Captain was there. Told them he was the jack officer. Troops laughed so hard we lost 4 minutes.
The rack is the only thing AOC has going for her. Nice job, Earl!