I find it hard to believe but he is a Democrat and the story’s getting headlines. Crazy world.
And Thanks to esteemed reader Steve for the inspiration.
We can’t show all the candidates, sorry. There were only 10 themyns in the original photo, (not counting Bloomie – we only added him because he’s so tiny), so we couldn’t have everyone.
She’s perfect for the Party today. She checks all the boxes that make Soy Bombs (like Mike) moist – so let’s change the rules so she can be President Sparkle Bubbles.
Oh yes, PLEASE let her run.
You Hippies knew this was coming. But it’s OK, we won’t hurt you. We feel many of you are redeemable and we promise the deaths of the others will be peaceful and painless. So come on in voluntarily and we’ll reward you with free weed, for life.
Note that not all Hillary supporters are currently targeted. Some are still useful and the rest are all very entertaining. They’ll all hear from the IRS soon, otherwise we’ll leave them alone, for now.
Other targeted groups listed below are due to report soon. Watch for future announcements on the dates you need to report.
Thank you for your cooperation and Happy New Year!
-Local Citizens Committee, Make America Great Again/Undesirables.Cleansing 1A
Next Up….Jobs Plan.
These are selling like hotcakes. Fun with practical, therapeutic benefits. And everyone knows, busy hippies are happy hippies!
Merry Christmas!
Seriously, we are flogging the workers to increase production but demand for this set is incredibly brisk. If you want one in time for the Winter Holiday Break, we strongly suggest you order now.
Mostly dead wood anyway. I’d be sad, if they weren’t such total shit. But here we are.
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