Honors I’ve Received From Nice People:
Thank You Cousin!
You Hippies knew this was coming. But it’s OK, we won’t hurt you. We feel many of you are redeemable and we promise the deaths of the others will be peaceful and painless. So come on in voluntarily and we’ll reward you with free weed, for life.
Note that not all Hillary supporters are currently targeted. Some are still useful and the rest are all very entertaining. They’ll all hear from the IRS soon, otherwise we’ll leave them alone, for now.
Other targeted groups listed below are due to report soon. Watch for future announcements on the dates you need to report.
Thank you for your cooperation and Happy New Year!
-Local Citizens Committee, Make America Great Again/Undesirables.Cleansing 1A
Next Up….Jobs Plan.
The latest data on how Demonrat voters are breaking, as analyzed and reported by the crack staff over at the MFNS Data Analysis Office in Shreveport.
(And you can laugh all you want about how they drink and cuss and run around buck naked – but their numbers are always dead solid perfect. You have to give them that. I’ll accept no argument asserting otherwise.)
Thanks to J-Dub Burns for the muselage