Tag Archives: democrats

Clueless Turkeys Circling Road Kill

Not a bad analogy.

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Thinning The Herd

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Public Service Announcement

You Hippies knew this was coming. But it’s OK, we won’t hurt you. We feel many of you are redeemable and we promise the deaths of the others will be peaceful and painless. So come on in voluntarily and we’ll reward you with free weed, for life.

Note that not all Hillary supporters are currently targeted. Some are still useful and the rest are all very entertaining. They’ll all hear from the IRS soon, otherwise we’ll leave them alone, for now.

Other targeted groups listed below are due to report soon. Watch for future announcements on the dates you need to report.

Thank you for your cooperation and Happy New Year!

-Local Citizens Committee, Make America Great Again/Undesirables.Cleansing 1A

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Next Up….Jobs Plan.

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Another Great Gift Idea For The Liberals In Your Life

These are selling like hotcakes. Fun with practical, therapeutic benefits. And everyone knows, busy hippies are happy hippies!

Merry Christmas!

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Flying Off The Shelves – Lib Super Heroes 4 Pack

Seriously, we are flogging the workers to increase production but demand for this set is incredibly brisk. If you want one in time for the Winter Holiday Break, we strongly suggest you order now.

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These Endangered Birds Are Rapidly Disappearing From America – And It’s All Donald Trump’s Fault

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It’s About To Topple Over

Mostly dead wood anyway. I’d be sad, if they weren’t such total shit. But here we are.

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So I Was Thinking About Star Wars And The Democrats

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We Really Should Give The Dems Credit

Roll Legacy, Roll.

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History Made: The First Ever Known Criminal Nominated For President

And the Afrikrakken says she’ll be a better role model for our kids than Donald Trump?

Well that just killed any credibility I had for FLO-TUSA, right there.

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2016 Election Update

The latest data on how Demonrat voters are breaking, as analyzed and reported by the crack staff over at the MFNS Data Analysis Office in Shreveport.

(And you can laugh all you want about how they drink and cuss and run around buck naked – but their numbers are always dead solid perfect. You have to give them that. I’ll accept no argument asserting otherwise.)

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Which Party Will Appeal Most To The Illegal Immigrant, Ex-Felon Voter?

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Thanks to J-Dub Burns for the muselage