Fan Trivia: In a twist on the classic, Blofelch gives up his iconic white Persian Cat and now strokes a trained communist Chinese Rat Hamster hybrid. Joe is clutching a new secret spy crayon – it’s chewable if quick disposal is required. It’s also an effective way to calm common stuttering spells, most often caused by unchecked neurological clusterfuckery, such as any type of surprise memory recall or “Pop Quiz”. Joe’s favorite flavor is said to be Crushed Nut Trail Crunch but he also likes the Orange, Red, Peanut Butter and Choco-Choco Chip flavors, too.
EARL OF TAINT 
Clusterfuckery, I’m stealing err requesting that I may borrow it, okay Earl?