1. About ten years ago, a LawEnforcementOfficial in Eugene Oregon was “receiving bad vibes” from her LawEnforcementOfficial attack dog, so she readied her Mace canister in case the beast turned on her.

    According to witnesses, the initial squirt bounced off the vehicle window, ricocheting directly into her face… resulting in the LawEnforcementOfficial blindly emptying the entire canister at the dog THROUGH THE CLOSED WINDOW.

    After the remainder of her shift was spent flushing the irritant at the emergency department, she swapped the attack dog — a male — for a female version.

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