1. Beachgoers better get ready to swim in Tijuana-level sewage and hairballs once First Humanzee’s barge docks at Gorilla Bay. You know (s)he gets backed up on those long Atlantic voyages from Java.

  2. Well, the neighbors survived having that fat slob Ted Kennedy, the Lyin’ of The Senate, in the area. Mooch is small potatoes by comparison.

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