Fundraisers Are The Exception To Warren’s “No-Handsy” Policy

handsy liz

A Bonus for our Readers! We cordially invite you all to click on this unaltered photo of Elizabeth Warren to see a closeup of her granny beard. (Go ahead, we tested it and nobody went blind or died. It’s safe.)

big hairy liz


15 responses to “Fundraisers Are The Exception To Warren’s “No-Handsy” Policy

  1. Wingman August 27, 2019 at 8:54 pm

    Nothing there to get handsy with. Flat old saggy ass and boobs like 2 fried eggs hanging on a nail.

  2. Handy Deplorable August 28, 2019 at 6:05 am

    YUCK !!!!

  3. papabear1950 August 28, 2019 at 6:53 am

    Heyyyyy… wait a minute… Injuns can’t grow beards!!!!!

    • Earl of Taint August 29, 2019 at 8:57 pm

      That is actually not so. The men did not like their sparse facial hair and most would pluck them out entirely. The women, on the other hand, wore full lustrous beards (known in Injun as “Beaver Face”) styled according to their tribal status. Liz clearly has standing as an Elder.

  4. WDS August 28, 2019 at 8:26 am

    At least her husband is getting a break. Poor Bastid

  5. Safespace August 28, 2019 at 8:45 am

    Fauxcahontas would have to pay me, not the other way around. And a tad more than one dollar, too.

  6. perfesser plum August 28, 2019 at 6:08 pm

    Bitch gotta goatee.

  7. Toxic Deplorable Racist B Woodman August 29, 2019 at 6:10 am

    “No holes barred”
    There. Fixed it for ya. Yer welcome.


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