Fundraisers Are The Exception To Warren’s “No-Handsy” Policy

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1. Nothing there to get handsy with. Flat old saggy ass and boobs like 2 fried eggs hanging on a nail.

   1. Warren needs a Full Brazilian for her face…

      1. She just signed up with Gillette.

   2. I will imagine the pale, crepe-y, soggy inner thighs whenever no cold shower is available. It will work the same way, I’m certain.

2. YUCK !!!!

3. Heyyyyy… wait a minute… Injuns can’t grow beards!!!!!

   1. That is actually not so. The men did not like their sparse facial hair and most would pluck them out entirely. The women, on the other hand, wore full lustrous beards (known in Injun as “Beaver Face”) styled according to their tribal status. Liz clearly has standing as an Elder.

4. At least her husband is getting a break. Poor Bastid

   1. No. Him heap hot for noodly squaw.

5. Fauxcahontas would have to pay me, not the other way around. And a tad more than one dollar, too.

   1. They don’t make beer goggles that strong. I’d tap out at second base and head to the showers.

6. Bitch gotta goatee.

7. “No holes barred”
   There. Fixed it for ya. Yer welcome.

   1. wink

8. https://gph.is/19osCEy

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