1. Nothing there to get handsy with. Flat old saggy ass and boobs like 2 fried eggs hanging on a nail.

    1. That is actually not so. The men did not like their sparse facial hair and most would pluck them out entirely. The women, on the other hand, wore full lustrous beards (known in Injun as “Beaver Face”) styled according to their tribal status. Liz clearly has standing as an Elder.

  2. Fauxcahontas would have to pay me, not the other way around. And a tad more than one dollar, too.

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