And housing allowances and health care and schools for the kids and jobs and so on. Let’s get off our high horses. It’s not like our ancestors didn’t get the same handouts as today’s immigrants to America. Stop being so stuck up about it and be nice.
EARL OF TAINT 
The next thing they did was steal all the Indian’s shit and spraypaint their initials all over the place.
Sorry but it’s been established that the Pilgrims never allowed the use of spray paint. They saw it as a tool of Satan. All of their graffiti was hand knitted.