Don’t Be Smug. First Thing The Pilgrims Did Was Sign Up For Welfare


And housing allowances and health care and schools for the kids and jobs and so on.  Let’s get off our high horses. It’s not like our ancestors didn’t get the same handouts as today’s immigrants to America. Stop being so stuck up about it and be nice.

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2 responses to “Don’t Be Smug. First Thing The Pilgrims Did Was Sign Up For Welfare

  1. Scooter Van Neuter November 7, 2017 at 10:57 pm

    The next thing they did was steal all the Indian’s shit and spraypaint their initials all over the place.

    • Earl of Taint November 8, 2017 at 7:28 pm

      Sorry but it’s been established that the Pilgrims never allowed the use of spray paint. They saw it as a tool of Satan. All of their graffiti was hand knitted.

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