Jerk Fapper

In his reporting of the NYC attacker heard crying out the Jihadi Yell, Jerk had to stroke his lefty viewers with the usual PC mayonnaise facial:

“The Arabic chant ‘Allahu Akbar,’ God is great, sometimes is said under the most beautiful of circumstances…And too often, we hear it being said in moments like this,” Fapper said on “The Lead.”

Funny bit the only time I ever hear of the use of this gutteral, phlegmic utterance is during ‘moments like these’, Jerk. You butt-licking asswipe jackoff, you.

And for those who may be curious: yes, that’s his new rug.



  1. I’d like to see what Trapper would do if someone ran into a restaurant where he was dinning wjhile wearing a jihaddie getup and shouting this, just to see him crap his pants and pull a waitress in front of him.

  2. Why would anyone say that? At this time?

    “Yes, survivors, I know you heard ‘allahu akbar,’ but it’s really a beautiful sound in other circumstances. Some time, maybe 30 years from now, you’ll be able to hear it without having a panic attack.”

    Someone should kick him down the street while saying it.

    “How’z ’bout a little more allahu with this next kick in the nuts, huh? Maybe you could hum along, you stupid prick.”

    1. “…sometimes is said under the most beautiful of circumstances.”

      For Tapper and his fellow travelers the death of Americans *is* ‘the most beautiful of circumstances’

  3. That twerp and his lazy comrades in the sewer media do more harm to this country than isis could
    ever do.

  4. So Jake is now an Islamic scholar? Did he learn about Allahu Snackbar as a youth in his local madras? Gimme a friggin break, Jake.

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