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Hate Trick Or Treaters? Averse To All Visitors, In General? Here’s Your Best Defense

27 Comments Posted by Earl of Taint on October 28, 2017

Howdy to Western Rifle Shooters!

The following was produced at great speed and as yet undetermined cost in response to an indirect assignment from the Boss, Herself.

A full size, full color, fully repellent “Go Away” Door Poster – just in time for Halloween and all the other Holidays too! Have it printed on outdoor (banner) vinyl – it will last for years!

(NOTICE: No Trigger Warning for the following visual because you really need to feel it.)

halloween door poster

27 responses to “Hate Trick Or Treaters? Averse To All Visitors, In General? Here’s Your Best Defense”

SafeSpace October 28, 2017 at 11:22 am
SHE pays her “clients” for the trick in this case….

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bluesjunky October 28, 2017 at 11:38 am
I hate you, Earl.

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- Earl of Taint October 28, 2017 at 5:44 pm
  I got nothin but love for ya, Brother.
  
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  - bobdog October 29, 2017 at 5:25 pm
    Sir, at long last, have you no shame?
    
    Good god, man.
    
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    - Earl of Taint October 29, 2017 at 8:05 pm
      I looked everywhere, but nope.
      
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Diogenes October 28, 2017 at 2:30 pm
That will chase most everyone on my end of town away! LOL

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- Earl of Taint October 28, 2017 at 5:43 pm
  I will light mine with a strobe.
  
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deBoyle October 28, 2017 at 3:18 pm
Hey, what if someone had a heart condition, huh? Oh, we didn’t think of THAT, did we? NNNNooooo. Always going for “the laugh.” Never considering the health implications for OTHERS. Shame! [Sorry to be so harsh.]

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- Earl of Taint October 28, 2017 at 5:41 pm
  lol. I have a heart condition. Truly. If it gets past me, normal people should be safe. I figure.
  
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  - deBoyle October 28, 2017 at 8:27 pm
    Okay, then. I retract the quip. Whenever I see that horror, or my wife [but I repeat myself], my quip retracts.
    
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    - Earl of Taint October 29, 2017 at 8:17 pm
      We got plenty of quips around here, no need to retract yours. Just observe the usual personal space standards and you’ll blend.
      
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Mike a.k.a. Proof October 28, 2017 at 3:30 pm
I thought she’d let herself go after the election, but no! She’s lost a little weight! Did a little “arm toning with Michelle, maybe?

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- Earl of Taint October 28, 2017 at 5:39 pm
  Chardonnay in those really big bottles.
  
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silvestris October 28, 2017 at 4:20 pm
That’s some scary shit there.

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gromansite October 28, 2017 at 4:50 pm
I can’t figure out what Huma sees in her

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- Earl of Taint October 28, 2017 at 5:39 pm
  Maybe Huma’s always face down.
  
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  - gromansite October 28, 2017 at 5:40 pm
    Bwahaha
    
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    - Handy N Hansom October 28, 2017 at 7:23 pm
      EEEWWWWYUK !!!
      Das nasty.
      
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      - Earl of Taint October 29, 2017 at 8:17 pm
        That tells you it’s working.
        
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- Wingman October 28, 2017 at 8:52 pm
  It is the aged cheese.
  
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  - Earl of Taint October 29, 2017 at 8:20 pm
    That accounts for the smell. But Huma likes the look of aged cheese?
    
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Scooter Van Neuter October 28, 2017 at 9:08 pm
Okay, I’m gay now. Anyone of you guys want your hair braided?

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- Earl of Taint October 29, 2017 at 8:08 pm
  Oh now you ask. Prom was 2 weeks ago.
  
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Wahoo October 28, 2017 at 9:39 pm
My escort service will be hearing from my lawyer!

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whirlwinder October 30, 2017 at 9:32 pm
God, that is awful! There are some things that you cannot unsee!!!!!

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- Earl of Taint October 31, 2017 at 8:01 pm
  Still working!
  
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