Howdy to Western Rifle Shooters!
The following was produced at great speed and as yet undetermined cost in response to an indirect assignment from the Boss, Herself.
A full size, full color, fully repellent “Go Away” Door Poster – just in time for Halloween and all the other Holidays too! Have it printed on outdoor (banner) vinyl – it will last for years!
(NOTICE: No Trigger Warning for the following visual because you really need to feel it.)
EARL OF TAINT 
SHE pays her “clients” for the trick in this case….
I hate you, Earl.
I got nothin but love for ya, Brother.
Sir, at long last, have you no shame?
Good god, man.
I looked everywhere, but nope.
That will chase most everyone on my end of town away! LOL
I will light mine with a strobe.
Hey, what if someone had a heart condition, huh? Oh, we didn’t think of THAT, did we? NNNNooooo. Always going for “the laugh.” Never considering the health implications for OTHERS. Shame! [Sorry to be so harsh.]
lol. I have a heart condition. Truly. If it gets past me, normal people should be safe. I figure.
Okay, then. I retract the quip. Whenever I see that horror, or my wife [but I repeat myself], my quip retracts.
We got plenty of quips around here, no need to retract yours. Just observe the usual personal space standards and you’ll blend.
I thought she’d let herself go after the election, but no! She’s lost a little weight! Did a little “arm toning with Michelle, maybe?
Chardonnay in those really big bottles.
That’s some scary shit there.
I can’t figure out what Huma sees in her
Maybe Huma’s always face down.
Bwahaha
EEEWWWWYUK !!!
Das nasty.
That tells you it’s working.
It is the aged cheese.
That accounts for the smell. But Huma likes the look of aged cheese?
Okay, I’m gay now. Anyone of you guys want your hair braided?
Oh now you ask. Prom was 2 weeks ago.
My escort service will be hearing from my lawyer!
God, that is awful! There are some things that you cannot unsee!!!!!
Still working!