An Amazing Discovery – Culturally Speaking – We’re All Adults Here

As I googled for a picture of a “love doll” (for possible use in support of an important news report I’ll likely be filing maybe later), what I expected was something like what we called “Judy Dolls” back in the day. The incredibly fake, inflatable things with the donut hole mouth and conical ‘breasts’.  But wow…my goodness there’s an entire universe of makers and sellers and collectors of extremely life-like dolls out there. And they are made intentionally and on purpose to serve as sex dolls. Anatomically correct with generous capacity in all 3 preferred locations – and never any complaints, never any tears! No demands, wants or needs of any kind. They remain youthful, silently submissive and mindlessly willing – forever…

A-hem.  Yes they have “skin” that feels like artificial bait, but they look so freaking real, don’t they? Stunningly real, many of them. They are prohibitively expensive – as much as ten grand* up front for a top-line custom model – but in the long run, possibly far lower than the actual cost of ownership for an actual human wife. I’d guess you could easily have 17 or 18 of these for less total expense than 1 moderately frugal wife and 2 mildly productive children.

(*Do not go crazy on a wardrobe of clothes and accessories. Are you taking it out on the town? You’re trying to make a good impression?…what? You’re having sex with a silicone sleeve and that’s best kept private. Good advice for the prudent doller. You do as you want.)

Many pics we found.  Provocatively lifelike. mostly.  The Third World lags predictably behind. Click to see the slideshow


  1. “for possible use in support of an important news report I’ll likely be filing maybe later…..”
    Better run it by the lawyers first. ;)

  2. Every year scientists and engineers are making advances in miniaturize sensors but there’s one aspect of this phenomenon to which a lot of enlighten people have given a good bit of thought. Is having sex with an ultra-realistic robot hooker cheating?

    For my own part, yes and no. Do I look at that old robot on ‘Lost In Space’ waving its tentacular arms around and get all hot and bothered? No. Not hardly. Now when I look at the image of Jeri Ryan playing the infamous borg, Seven-of-Nine on Star Trek Voyager? You better believe it! Just don’t tell my wife!

    more –

    1. I’d think many wives would welcome the puppet/robot girlfriend as a donut-like diversion to get the Hubs off her back.
      “Not tonight, I’m too tired. Go do your little puppet.”

  3. I had the blond bikini model but the vinyl was cheap and it leaked. She was crazy about me though, I could tell.

  4. After gay marriage was “legalized”, I read a story about a guy who wanted to marry his laptop. Seems he watched porn on it, and had fitted it with one of those synthetic vagina thingies so he could, ah, um, pleasure himself while he was online. Said he got more pleasure out of that deal than any human wife ever could provide. Now I suppose I’ll be reading about that Hitler lookalike in the second photo, wanting to marry Miss Vinyl With The Purple Hair. Oh, and the Chinaman with the little girl-dolls? I thought child porn was illegal….

  5. They don’t complain if you don’t take them out dancing, are MUCH cheaper than a divorce, and never get a headache.
    No, I don’t own one, but if given a chance for a do-over, might consider it.

    1. The not-talking and complete submission to my every whim is kind of interesting. But I’m not paying that kind of money for something I’ve done all my life, most often by myself and always for free.

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