I just have one question.
Which one is Screech and which one is Schlong?
Yes.
Too true Earl. They both love those small, low maintenance Asperger’s audiences and teleprompter, a proven winner of a combo for handing off parsed sound bites to Wolf Blitzers and Cooperses.
All part of The Show, yep.
We go from “unaccountable” [sic] to “unaccuntable”. Really, there is a slight misnomer in the naming of this post… it wouldn’t carry the rhyming double entendre but accuracy would require it to be “Screech and SCHLORT”, because the English would say “his ‘dangly bits’ are so small as to be imperceptible”.
Priceless! Cockney slang, I suppose?
Actually, if lamont was born in England it would have been in Kenyadal, which is about dead center between Lancaster and Penrith. As far as “Cockney slang”… the “rhyming” was an ingenious product of your fiend [sic] and mine, EoT. “Cheech and Chong”, “Screech and Schlong”… but I took issue with his necessary assumption that lamont had an “organ” that could be seen without the aid of a Scanning Transmission Electron Microscope, (a device that magnifies objects to the ATOMIC level… the only level that lamont’s (ha ha) manhood (ha HA ha ha) would be perceptible at). As far as Cockney RHYMING slang, (the description embodying the whole enchilada of description) I wouldn’t presume to know if I am even CLOSE, because it’s a pretty complex “language” and I don’t have the energy to learn it. When it involves lamont, though, I think “COCK” slang has an affinity to “bath-house Barry” and his “pickle smooching” proclivities. (not that I have an attitude about THAT!)
In the Yiddish – a Schlong is a dick, but it’s more often used to describe someone as a being a dick, rather than the dick itself. In Obama’s case, I believe his actual member would be classified as a schlamizzle.
Great one brother Earl. Look for the 3rd annual Cry and Howl blog award … very soon! Gotta borrow this one!
EARL OF TAINT 
Masterpiece, Earl…
Tanks Mang.
Pointer Sisters! LOL!
Ebony and Ivory…together in perfect hypocrisy.
Oopsie!
“UNACCOUTABLE”……….. N stuff.
Ouch.
Gee … What big ears you have, gran’pa. A Gem, dear Earl!
Thank you!
Here is Hillary’s latest music album ….
http://tinyurl.com/zeqembz
I just have one question.
Which one is Screech and which one is Schlong?
Yes.
Too true Earl. They both love those small, low maintenance Asperger’s audiences and teleprompter, a proven winner of a combo for handing off parsed sound bites to Wolf Blitzers and Cooperses.
All part of The Show, yep.
We go from “unaccountable” [sic] to “unaccuntable”. Really, there is a slight misnomer in the naming of this post… it wouldn’t carry the rhyming double entendre but accuracy would require it to be “Screech and SCHLORT”, because the English would say “his ‘dangly bits’ are so small as to be imperceptible”.
Priceless! Cockney slang, I suppose?
Actually, if lamont was born in England it would have been in Kenyadal, which is about dead center between Lancaster and Penrith. As far as “Cockney slang”… the “rhyming” was an ingenious product of your fiend [sic] and mine, EoT. “Cheech and Chong”, “Screech and Schlong”… but I took issue with his necessary assumption that lamont had an “organ” that could be seen without the aid of a Scanning Transmission Electron Microscope, (a device that magnifies objects to the ATOMIC level… the only level that lamont’s (ha ha) manhood (ha HA ha ha) would be perceptible at). As far as Cockney RHYMING slang, (the description embodying the whole enchilada of description) I wouldn’t presume to know if I am even CLOSE, because it’s a pretty complex “language” and I don’t have the energy to learn it. When it involves lamont, though, I think “COCK” slang has an affinity to “bath-house Barry” and his “pickle smooching” proclivities. (not that I have an attitude about THAT!)
In the Yiddish – a Schlong is a dick, but it’s more often used to describe someone as a being a dick, rather than the dick itself. In Obama’s case, I believe his actual member would be classified as a schlamizzle.
Great one brother Earl. Look for the 3rd annual Cry and Howl blog award … very soon! Gotta borrow this one!
I’m honored buddy. No borrow, take.