MFNS Exclusive – (must credit MFNS or MFNS will get all up in your business, fool!)
The following footage was obtained at great risk and tremendous cost from unverified sources and so we cannot completely vouch for its authenticity. We can, however, affirm that the story does “mesh” with what we know of the nature of the President’s relationship with the AP and the Media in general so we’re running it.
(Please note we are posting stills from the video portion of the evidence only. The audio was basically inaudible, due to the overwhelming background noise of some type of large carnivore savagely devouring its prey on the White House grounds. MFNS contracted at great expense with one of America’s leading lip-readers to transcribe the dialog into those balloon thingees, so our readers could follow the conversation.)
Associated Press Interviews President Barack Obama Oct 4, 2013:
EARL OF TAINT 
Did you misspell shaft in that last frame?
Joe says he’s got a big stick. Didn’t say anything about the hardness. Sounds like could be cottonwood.
Earl, in frame 5 I don’t quite understand “wee weed up”… has lamont insane obama whizzed his drawers, or is this a “choom gang” term for getting highly stoned, (he asked rhetorically).
BTW, I have heard that he “sports twig” at the sight of most men.
I guess I shouldn’t assume everyone has seen the movie Animal House. The AP reporter is giving him a “Happy Ending”.
Earl, I got it, ergo the “asked rhetorically” comment. You are such a brilliant communicator that seeing Animal House is superfluous, I was just trying to be a smart ass.
You’re a pro Smart Ass, Bruce – and I appreciate professionalism. I’m not the most discerning reader, obv.
Two thumbs up for this one!!! :)
Thanks friend