The Pilgrims Were Refugees

Yes and look where that got the Natives. Who didn’t want them there.

refugee pilgrims

Not Unlike Paying For A Deluxe Dinner At A Top Shelf Restaurant And It Was So Bad Everyone Threw Up After

You’d damn well demand a refund, at the least, I would think. The Average Cost to attend a Dallas Cowboys football disaster at AT&T 3&8 Stadium this year is nearly $640.00 for a group of four. Second highest in the league. Tickets, parking, meager concessions and merchandise. Doesn’t include travel costs, taxis, shuttles or lodging. It’s a big deal for thousands of fans. The trip of a lifetime for many – often at a price well above that average. And so they go and they shuttle and they shuffle and they queue and they settle into their seats with $8.50 beers and $5.00 hotdogs to watch the Whole Reason for their going, paying and enduring security inspections and stuff like that and then the Whole Reason says ‘fukit’ and plays like dogshit. If dogshit could actually play football which has yet to be demonstrated by the owners, coaches and players of this club.

No, I didn’t go. I’m just venting for the fans that did.

bag it


CNN Reporter Canoodles With Hillary

No liberal media bias here, just a hard working journalist practicing her tradecraft to provide full coverage for of the Clinton campaign. The Daily Caller


Breaking News

I hate to bring this to you but it’s real news so I gotta. I’m as sad about it as anyone, but I swore an oath I think. Sorry.

pope eaten in africa


wake up



Obama: Ignore ISIL And It Will Go Away

Vows to employ “every aspect of American power” to destroy the non-islamic “killers with good social media” that you needn’t worry about because they’re a fantastic nothingburger of importance standing on the wrong side of history and we have better ideas. Also being afraid that they might murder our children only encourages them to murder our children so let’s take a breath and remain true to the values we all hold dear, kiss the rattlesnakes on the lips and ignore the occasional setbacks.


Obama Executes Turkey

A White House statement just released explains the President “felt assaulted and threatened by the turkey’s Whiteness and its stale, jingoistic, patrimonious, heteronormative establishment as an icon of the traditional Anglo-American celebration of the social and cultural oppression and subjugation of the Native Peoples and he understandably snapped and, acting fully within his authority as Chief Executive, he took it out like Bin Laden.

Update: I failed to credit faithful reader PhilO for the inspiration on this one. Thanks Phil!

turkish attack

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It’s Pocket Size

obamas syria plan

I Certainly Feel Stiffed

I wish we had a real President.


The First American Refugees

…were the immigrants now known as Native Americans or First Nations or Redskins or whatever. The first from Europe were the Pilgrims. Puritans fleeing persecution in England found refuge in the New Land where they formed one of the most religiously intolerant colonies ever. You did everything their way or they strapped you to a wagon and horse-whipped your ass out of town. Their intolerance played a large part in the addition of the Establishment Clause to the Constitution. Each colony wanted its religion to be the new official state religion like in England and so blah blah blah and blah.

OK. Here’s the ironical:



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