Breaking News

I hate to bring this to you but it’s real news so I gotta. I’m as sad about it as anyone, but I swore an oath I think. Sorry.

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Obama: Ignore ISIL And It Will Go Away

Vows to employ “every aspect of American power” to destroy the non-islamic “killers with good social media” that you needn’t worry about because they’re a fantastic nothingburger of importance standing on the wrong side of history and we have better ideas. Also being afraid that they might murder our children only encourages them to murder our children so let’s take a breath and remain true to the values we all hold dear, kiss the rattlesnakes on the lips and ignore the occasional setbacks.


Obama Executes Turkey

A White House statement just released explains the President “felt assaulted and threatened by the turkey’s Whiteness and its stale, jingoistic, patrimonious, heteronormative establishment as an icon of the traditional Anglo-American celebration of the social and cultural oppression and subjugation of the Native Peoples and he understandably snapped and, acting fully within his authority as Chief Executive, he took it out like Bin Laden.

Update: I failed to credit faithful reader PhilO for the inspiration on this one. Thanks Phil!

turkish attack

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It’s Pocket Size

obamas syria plan

I Certainly Feel Stiffed

I wish we had a real President.


The First American Refugees

…were the immigrants now known as Native Americans or First Nations or Redskins or whatever. The first from Europe were the Pilgrims. Puritans fleeing persecution in England found refuge in the New Land where they formed one of the most religiously intolerant colonies ever. You did everything their way or they strapped you to a wagon and horse-whipped your ass out of town. Their intolerance played a large part in the addition of the Establishment Clause to the Constitution. Each colony wanted its religion to be the new official state religion like in England and so blah blah blah and blah.

OK. Here’s the ironical:


The Widows And Orphans

The looks on those kids’ faces breaks my heart. The one on the right is about the same age as my grandson – and shows the same expression my little buddy does when he’s processing something new and unusual.

Sucks we have a “president” who ignored all military advise and pulled our troops completely out of Iraq, leaving a fragile truce between Sunnis and Shiites to work itself out. But of course the Shiites had been brutalized under Saddam and the Sunni clans for so long, they had to take their revenge. And the Sunni tribes rose up against them and ultimately ISIS was born. And blah blah blah.

Everyone of the refugees can rightfully blame Barack Hussein Obama for their current plight. A decent, truly compassionate man would have tried to help them keep their homes and children safe, not thrown them to the wolves. But here we are.


Nothing Political, Sure

Everything this weasel does is political. Even when he does nothing, there’s an angle.


Well, This IS A Great Country. Sorry, WAS.

A question for poor, oppressed Americans from a poor and oppressed person living in one of the countries your ancestors were stolen from:

Good Question.

Good Question.


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