From Irony Curtain and the good folks at I Own The World. We’re proud to stand up for Israel and we pray for their success. Shalom.
Update: You’ll note from the original report that my graphic below attempts to translate the incoherent, guttural Proto-Tardian Liberal Bullshit tongue into common English. Some variation in meaning may result. We feel confident we’ve captured the essence.
The actual, un-clarified commandments are here, if you care to delve.