Elizabeth Warren Is Wearing Everybody Out

Even at home. Can’t you imagine?

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Found This October Magazine Cover And Can’t Stop Laughing

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Joe Biden Forms His Own Foundation

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Nobody Is Better At Bitching And Moaning

We really have to hand it to the progsharts when it comes to clever and creative protest theater and drama. It’s their true calling. You’ll never find conservatives demonstrating in the nude but the libdribbles love it. They can’t wait to show their privates – because it marks them as not normal. Being not normal is prerequisite to being a true progressive.

So while they are quite often entertaining with their silly outrages and clueless demands, we must take heed of the past eight years and never, ever put them in charge of anything. Ever. The ones in the picture below, for example, are pretending to be fish, despite the well-established fact that fish do not lactate. Clearly, they are lunatics and while they should be warmly tolerated in light of that disability as well as their steady contribution to national comedy relief, we cannot allow them to hold positions of authority. Point and laugh at their douchebaggery? Yes, absolutely. Trust in them for rational governance? Never.

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New Hotness: Anarchist Thugster

Apparently there is a market.

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Thinning The Herd

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Media Inflamed. Normal People Highly Entertained.

Who the hell wants it extinguished?

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Chris Matthews was selected to represent the self-immolating and robustly flaming Media, on account of his seniority and polling that showed the overwhelming preference of viewers to watch him set himself on fire. Rachel Maddow polled impressive numbers also but still came in second to Chris because she’s a butch lesbian. Lawrence O’Donnell finished third, but is also a butch lesbian and Chris Hayes filled the four hole and is just an everyday fag.

An Observation

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OMG We’re Doomed

The big story in the “news” today. From the fake take at the WaPo:

The State Department’s entire senior administrative team just resigned

“It’s the single biggest simultaneous departure of institutional memory that anyone can remember, and that’s incredibly difficult to replicate,” said David Wade, who served as State Department chief of staff under Secretary of State John Kerry. “Department expertise in security, management, administrative and consular positions in particular are very difficult to replicate and particularly difficult to find in the private sector.”

Gee, what any guy who probably never worked in the private sector outside of college would say.

Breitbart has the honest news, of course. You want to read the whole article.

The American Foreign Service Association also shot down the narrative about mass resignations: While this appears to be a large turnover in a short period of time, a change of administration always brings personnel changes, and there is nothing unusual about rotations or retirements in the Foreign Service. Indeed, both are essential to the development of a steady stream of experienced leaders ready to assume critical roles at State.  “Given the talent available in our diplomatic corps, we expect that the new Secretary will have no trouble finding the right people at State to fill out his senior leadership team.”

Yep. Plenty more where those came from. They can fill those critical roles. With talent you just don’t find in the private sector. Yes sir, noooo problem.

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He Should Hang This In His LieBarry

I mean Library.  And what are those people grabbing?  Air pussy?

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