Tag Archives: AOC

Getting Ready For Halloween

Literally terrifying. Occasionally wry. Faithfully translated to English from the original Dongese – at no extra charge.  Keep watching – we have more coming on the next boat!

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Luckily The Founders Held To A System Of Checks And Balances Along With A Strict Policy Of Not Allowing Freaking Idiots To Be Involved

They took ’em out back and that was that. Repeat offenders were tied to the back of a wagon and whipped out of town. Word would get out and they’d be whipped through the next town and the next and so on. That’s how many early settlers made it all the way down to Puerto Rico, by whip wagon.

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The Wisdom Of AOC

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Did She Say “Stain”?

More AO Cortes

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The Contest Was Rigged – Those Are All Her Cousins

What a ripoff. I entered one idea – should have known better. They deleted it, naturally. Worms.

gnd stupids

My submission. I thought it hit some of the key take-a ways of the campaign. Notice my concept for light rail. All the others I’ve seen have Monorails…snore, snore. Mine adds real thrills and spills to your commute. Also it’s a 100% all electric operation = no emissions of any carbons, period.**

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**The coal-fired power plant that generates the electricity required to run the town is buried deep within the mountain in the background. The exhaust is sent via pipeline to remote exit vents in Mexico where nobody notices. We stay Clean and Green here at home!

The Epiphany That Wakes Cortezzz At 3AM

Everyone else just calls them bad dreams.

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Nicknames In The News

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She’s Not Racist You White Trash Mofo

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Oh We Understand

I sure hope we do.

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