The map directs immigrants to what has been confirmed as Barack Obama’s birthday party, falsely stating they will be welcomed and offered free food and housing. Detectives are asking the public for help identifying possible suspects adding this aerial security photo taken earlier this morning.
One immigrant we spoke to said she was eager to taste the “Jelly made from the Pearls” she’d heard would be there …perhaps as a filling in her Pupusa, if she got lucky.
EARL OF TAINT 
Will volunteer use of my boat to help transport Cuban refugees to Vinyard Haven!
If you’ve ever been to Martha’s Vineyard which is heavily infested with the liberal
elite, you’d agree a hefty dose of vibrant diversity is long overdue for the NIMBY crowd.
May all states ship them there with no return passage.