BREAKING Authorities Seeking Person(s) Responsible For Crafting A Nautical Map For Cuban Refugees To A Fake Martha’s Vineyard “Receiving Center”

The map directs immigrants to what has been confirmed as Barack Obama’s birthday party, falsely stating they will be welcomed and offered free food and housing. Detectives are asking the public for help identifying possible suspects adding this aerial security photo taken earlier this morning.

One immigrant we spoke to said she was eager to taste the “Jelly made from the Pearls” she’d heard would be there …perhaps as a filling in her Pupusa, if she got lucky.


  1. If you’ve ever been to Martha’s Vineyard which is heavily infested with the liberal
    elite, you’d agree a hefty dose of vibrant diversity is long overdue for the NIMBY crowd.

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