Priceless, Earl. You may be elevated to Duke of Taintdom by Her Majesty!
What Safespace said. What a hoot!
Banishment to amphibiandom for child trafficking, child rape, pedophilia (the currency of The Realm), and then an early “retirement” so he can’t squeal on the other slimy lowlives.
EARL OF TAINT 
Priceless, Earl. You may be elevated to Duke of Taintdom by Her Majesty!
What Safespace said. What a hoot!
Banishment to amphibiandom for child trafficking, child rape, pedophilia (the currency of The Realm), and then an early “retirement” so he can’t squeal on the other slimy lowlives.
Not enough. THERE MUST BE TORTURE!