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Rep Nunes (House Intel Comm) rocked a lead-off double. Next up is Sen Grassley (Senate Judiciary Cmm), then Rep Bob Goodlatte (House Judiciary) with clean up by DOJ Inspector General Michael Horowitz and the results of his 1 year investigation. The next few weeks should be quite entertaining.
Of course the Evildoers have their Super Perfect Ace Pitcher waiting in the wings. We’ve yet to see him appear in this Series, though and no one knows what they’re saving him for.
But other than The Best
Catcher Pitcher Ever, they really have no bullpen to speak of. They’ve managed to stay somewhat in the game by way of a prevent, keep-way style defense that involves moving the bases and hiding the ball. And yes, it can be any ball.
Their lack of pitching depth has inspired the terminally ill and bed-ridden Sen John McCain to maintain his well known love of screwing over his Party at every opportunity. Here he is, loosening up that famous sidearm delivery of his signature pitch, the Off-Speed Backstabber Curve.
Despite the assistance from Slimeball John, the outlook for the Evildoers remains bleak. We don’t see where they have a path to victory in this contest. In fact, we forecast an ass-kicking of epic, humiliating and historic proportions. Look – most of their reserve players have been DQ’ed. They’re toast. Fried, died and set to the side.
We couldn’t be happier.