The Top Of The Order

Rep Nunes (House Intel Comm) rocked a lead-off double. Next up is Sen Grassley (Senate Judiciary Cmm), then Rep Bob Goodlatte (House Judiciary) with clean up by DOJ Inspector General Michael Horowitz and the results of his 1 year investigation. The next few weeks should be quite entertaining.

murderers row

Of course the Evildoers have their Super Perfect Ace Pitcher waiting in the wings. We’ve yet to see him appear in this Series, though and no one knows what they’re saving him for.


But other than The Best Catcher Pitcher Ever, they really have no bullpen to speak of. They’ve managed to stay somewhat in the game by way of a prevent, keep-way style defense that involves moving the bases and hiding the ball. And yes, it can be any ball.


Their lack of pitching depth has inspired the terminally ill and bed-ridden Sen John McCain to maintain his well known love of screwing over his Party at every opportunity. Here he is, loosening up that famous sidearm delivery of his signature pitch, the Off-Speed Backstabber Curve.


Despite the assistance from Slimeball John, the outlook for the Evildoers remains bleak. We don’t see where they have a path to victory in this contest. In fact, we forecast an ass-kicking of epic, humiliating  and historic proportions. Look – most of their reserve players have been DQ’ed. They’re toast. Fried, died and set to the side.


We couldn’t be happier.

The End.

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8 responses to “The Top Of The Order

  1. JimDuck February 3, 2018 at 6:36 pm

    That Pitcher they have sure has a cute butt. I wonder if she can really throw the ball or does she just wind up and spin? Huh? Who knows. You don’t suppose she’s trying to let a fart……

  2. Lee Van Queef II February 3, 2018 at 7:29 pm

    No way Hiltery got away with her serial killing and nuclear treason without Deep State help. There will be a false flag to distract to save the Borg Queen, her Magic Negro Faygela and his Iranian Homunculus.

    1. Barney Frank’s ass cheeks will be revealed to be a secret stargate, greys will pour through and lay waste to Cleveland.

    2. USAMRIID scientists on LSD will release crop blights into the nation’s farmland, causing worldwide famine and death.

    3. Kim Jong Un will eat South Korea.

    4. CIA hackers will remotely commandeer all US Navy surface ships to dock in muslims countries carrying herds of goats. The ships will be loaded with muslims males and redirected to the US where the “migrants” will disembark and proceed to eat the weakened, emaciated Americans.

    5. Marxstream Media outlets will all simultaneously contract contract projectile diarrhea, the resulting confluence of waste will form a river and wash DC into the Potomac. No one will notice the difference for weeks.

  3. Dave February 4, 2018 at 6:34 am

    Love this. Absolutely love it.

    Sent from my iPad


  4. jw burns February 4, 2018 at 3:39 pm

    Maybe Grassley will be our Sam Ervin, the meaner version. Maybe there will be disgraced DOJ/FBI action figures available soon at McDonald’s.

  5. Deplorable B Woodman February 5, 2018 at 8:11 am

    LOVE those mom-jeans on Teh Won. (/sarc)

  6. minnesoter February 9, 2018 at 5:06 pm

    FANtastic! I might use this one as my desktop image. Thanks, Sir Taint.


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