Would You Play?

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1. Wow! What an assortment of uglage. Say, how did Burton Cummings get in there? First semi-circle, 8th from the right, with the stash?

   I like the harpy fifth from the right, sucking on a bit of black hose.

   1. First one is a certified woman – she’s just Greek. Harpy is the cowboy hat wearing Pride of Florida whatshername and the semi circle is formed by the current members of the House Democratic Women’s Oral History Caucus, Debbie Messerschmidt Schnauzer – Chairwoman

2. I heard there was one surprise Scratch and Sniff loser face on every card that smells like Shelia Jackson Lee’s congressional seat cushion…..

   1. That right there is enough to keep me from playing. Sorry, Earl…

      1. 2 down!

   2. Oh, for Christ’s sake! Welp, there goes brunch.

      1. You’re losing weight though, right? Silver Lining.

   3. Partly true. There is one card that contains that special prize – but not all of them. If we put it on every card we’d kill all the printers, not just those two that scraped the seat. Poor bastards.

3. Looks like there’s two “men” in that photo, maybe. How’d that happen?

   1. Hell, I’m questioning if there are any women in the photo.

      1. Most are verified female (traumatic, but another story) but at least three still have the penis. It’s risky.

   2. Because this is the Decade of Dipshits?

4. I’m afraid to. I won’t do it.

   1. It’s not compulsory – though it will be noted in your file that you refused to compete.

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