For Those Who Can’t/Won’t Make It To A Book Signing

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1. Poor Bill.

   1. He deserves it.

      1. About 100 times over. I hope that Bubba and Hillary share a small cell in the Ninth level of Hell for eternity and a day.

2. This post needed an eye bleach warning. What is seen cannot be unseen. Just saying.

   1. Nobody comes here, on purpose, expecting to see anything normal. And trigger warnings only raise expectations.

3. a) fucking warn people before posting that shit
   b) If I can beat her to death with a pipe wrench, sure

   1. You’d look anyway.
      No wrenches, sorry. They’ll take it and you away. We do see an opportunity to spit in her eye. They’ll still take you away but you’d get a clear shot.

4. Free is pretty over-rated. As are books. And eyesight, apparently.

   1. I wish I could make a jpeg that smells like old cheese.

5. Guess they had to stop one event because she stopped everything and wanted to show everybody how she makes armpit farts.

   1. ha

6. Looks like Joyce Brothers evil twin.

   1. Nasty, because the same contrast appears with everyone seen first from afar or on TV

7. Close enough to hock up a deplorable loogie into her eye.

   1. There ya go! Direct action! “Taste The Rainbow, Bitch!”
      You’ll probably hit her glasses but that will make for better videos anyway.

8. How much is she paying us for each copy we agree to haul off the premises?

   1. Unknown. But the smarter than average people who want to read this book will wait until it hits the bargain bin, possibly next week.

      1. As we used to say in my Navy days, “I’ll need two; one to shit on, one to cover it up.”

         1. I’ve heard ‘one to shit on and the other to wipe with.’

9. Our local newspaper prints photos of sex offenders when they are busted, and when they move into a neighborhood. Every one of them has that old-before-their-time, harried, broken look … exactly like Cankles does. You can lie about your scumbag life, but your face and eyes reveal the truth.

   1. 65 million people, many of them qualified Americans, thought this Harpy would make a good president. Insanity.

10. Eyes like a Demon from the lowest reaches of Hell.

11. Of course I would pay. But only if it was $1 a swing….

    1. Too cheap. We’d only make maybe 3 bucks. She has no stamina.

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13. Put that pic together with the shilary cackle and you have one scary ass Halloween display

    1. Ooh yeah. I’ll put it on my front door.

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