Obama: Being President Is Hard
The poor, um… man is killing himself with the hard work of killing America. Just look at him, he is flat exhausted and running on fumes. It’s no wonder to hear him fret that his successor might not be able to
ruin run the government as effectively as he has done. Everyone already knows he’s the smartest, ah…guy on the planet today and if he says it’s hard, we know it is well beyond the abilities of regular people to endure the harsh demands of the office.
Seriously, who else could possibly bear such an insurmountable burden? We’re going to be lost without him…