Christie Medically Subdued In Ukraine Following His Shockingly Violent Low Sugar Attack

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1. Christie went to the Men’s Warehouse to buy a belt and was told it would cost triple what the belts on the rack were because they have to cut around the cow THREE TIMES to get one long enough to fit his equator, (he doesn’t have a “waistline).

2. I kinda don’t understand why someone hasn’t posted the pic of the fat f*ck on the otherwise deserted beach with his family during the Kung Flu lockdown. If I was running for Pres., I’d be posting that every day on my Twatter feed with the caption “Rules for thee, but not for me and my family”.

3. That is exactly the way I heard it, too.

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