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Kumbaya Barry

chuckafuck barry

She Feels It

something berning

Fall Back Career For Bernie

Celebrity endorsements! The seniors market is strong – and will be for many years. Plenty more years than Bernie needs to worry about. He could rake it in, by cracky.


There’s Talk Of Renaming Them “The Obamas”

This idea was brought forth from the gnoggin of faithful reader Gnome Sane and I thank him for it.

I don’t watch shows where the celebrities give each other trophies, consequently I don’t give a crap about the Oscars or who gets one or why. But when the rich whiny celebrities start crying about being denied the trophies over the color of their skin, it pisses me off. The FACT is not one of the black celebrities complaining about this crap would BE a celebrity if they weren’t of African heritage. They’d all be be just another guy/gal/manwoman/womanman. They should be thanking their lucky stars they were born into a country that offered them such wealth and opportunity. Or would someone offer the argument they’d all be better off if their ancestors had been left in Africa? What are the current salaries in the African movie industry?

So shut the fuck up, all of you. Count your money, dickheads.

40 acres and an Oscar

A Headline We’re Likely To See Often Over The Next 9 Months


Could She Skate?

Of course. But only if Obama refuses to enforce the law. Which he’s already shown a willingness to do, whenever it suits him politically. Having an indebted Hillary in the WH to clean cover up after him seems like it would fit the agenda. Maybe he even gets to pick her VP. Someone to bring out the black voters and keep a eye on the doings in DC.

Later, he could release the dirt on Hillary – causing her impeachment and his hand picked successor then becomes President…Deval Patrick? Kamela Harris? Reggie Love? Jay Z?

Damn. I’m creeping myself out now.

hillary confident



Obama’s Idiotic Oil Tax Idea – A Comparable Scenario From Days Gone By

Look it’s another anal-ogy

buggy whip tax

To What Location Should We Exile Hillary? UPDATE:

Alert commenter Mark has called it correctly. We will deport her to the island of Lesbos. Home of Sappho, the inventor of Lebesianism. She also was the inspiration for the Greek word sapphocate, which was later adopted into English as suffocate.

The island is currently overrun with muslim refugees from Syria and though attractive Western women have been sexually assaulted and attacked by roving bands of youths, the former Senator, Secretary and First Lady is believed to be in no danger whatsoever.

The muslims are horny but they’re not that horny.





Who deserves her most? Give me your thoughts folks. We’ll work something up, perhaps.

To Where shall she be banished, forever?

Because It’s Really A War On Men

The old double standard. So unfair, right Billy-goat? I sure think it is.

hilly katy

It’s not visible in the photo but eyewitnesses say the former Secretary of State was eagerly dry humping Katy Perry’s scantily clad buttocks when this selfie was snapped.

UPDATE: The testimony of the 7 verified eyewitnesses cannot be corroborated as they were all found dead tonight in the city landfill, each with a bullet wound to the back of the head, execution style. Police and local officials have ruled it a mass suicide and called for increased gun control to remedy the sudden epidemic – a shocking 400,002% increase in deaths on Wednesdays since the City was founded some 700 years ago! Appeals for federal aid will go out for funding a new task force tasked with educating the public on not killing themselves and cover administrative costs, furnishings and so forth.

SIPRNet = Hillary Is Guilty

The Secret Internet Protocol Router Network (SIPRNet) is the Department of Defense  network for the exchange of classified information and messages at the SECRET level.  It supports the Global Command and Control System, the Defense Message System, and numerous other classified warfighting and planning applications. Although the SIPRNet uses the same communications procedures as the Internet, it has dedicated and encrypted lines that are separate from all other communications systems.

You can only access SIPRNet through a dedicated machine in a secured room, like this  photo of an outdated (ca 1999) comms room in some US agency, somewhere.


“Behind the Green Door” (vintage) secure communications center

So how to get data off SIPRNet and distributed somewhere else?  You have have to use the SNEAKERNet. Physically copy then walk the data to the recipient machine cleared to accept it. But there are serious rules for this…

Linking a computer with access to the SIPRNet to the Internet or to any other computer or media storage device that has not been approved for use with SECRET information is a serious security violation. Once any media storage device such as a CD or thumb drive has been connected to a computer with access to the SIPRNet, it becomes classified at the SECRET level. It must be protected accordingly and shall not be used on any unclassified computer.  

So, whatever is pulled off SIPRNet – anything at all – remains classified. Even if you strip out all the headers, etc., if it originated on SIPRNet, it is a crime to send it out to an unclassified system.

Hillary Clinton’s private home server held documents that originated on SIPRNet. Her claim that they weren’t marked as such at the time becomes laughable when you consider she would certainly be hyper aware (with her 20 years of experience in DC) of the required security protocols. She had to know her aides were pulling data and walking it back to upload to her unsecure, unauthorized private computer. And she knew they were breaking the law by doing it. She had to know how a non-credentialed employee of her Foundation gained access to highly sensitive SIPRNet intelligence – in complete violation of the law – and cut & pasted that intel into his own outbound emails to ‘clients’ and whatnot.

This is no longer a matter of conjecture. The logs will tell who accessed SIPRNet, what they looked at, downloaded and saved. Those folks ought to face some level of federal charges. Hillary absolutely certainly definitely should, since she’s guilty as hell. But for whatever reason, nobody seems to think she will.

Anyway, how’s that for a little in-depth reporting huh? No funny picture even. Sorry – I blew all my time on this Epistle. But here’s one from the archives…Hillary at the beach.


I couldn’t leave you with nothing. And this one ought to stay with you for a while.



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