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Barack Hussein Obama Loves His Country

No not America, his country…duh.

obama loves his country

In The Fourth Quarter, Obama Looks To Shape And Polish His Legacy

And he has plenty of Change left in him.

And he has plenty of Change left in him.

It’s Never OK To Be A Hateful Prejudiced Bigot You Typical White Uneducated Teabagging Bitter Clingers

 

noh8te

It’s NottaWar

nottawar

Joe’s Whispers, Revealed

Uncle Wiggly

Uncle Wiggly

OK We’ll Start At The Top

The Enabler in Chief

The Enabler in Chief

War – Obama Style

Float like a Butterfly, sting like a Daisy

Float like a Butterfly, sting like a Daisy

Federal Judge Handcuffs Obama

He’s been temporarily restrained.

Executive Action On Ice

Executive Action On Ice

2014 MFNS Sports Photo Of The Year

Following a lengthy, thorough review and a couple of bitchin’ fistfights by our expert panel of judges, we are proud to announce the 2014 MFNS Sports Photo Of The Year goes to this amazing action shot submitted by professional photojournalist Lubricante del Tanto (pseudonym). Capturing the exact moment that Daft Hippies collapsed near the end of the third furlong of the race, throwing jockey Barack Obama completely from the saddle. Incredulously, Obama was able to land on his feet and vowed to run the final quarter on his own. He maintains a steady trot to this day. (Seen at left is eventual winner Bold Oatmeal ridden by current Senate Majority Leader Marshmallow Mitch McConnell.)

He Done Got Throwed Off His Agenda

Throwed Off His Agenda

 

Thanks Obama!

For never taking your eye off the ball ever. For inspiring us with your hip, cool persona and profound words of wisdom. For making us laugh – hell, for making the whole world laugh. The world needs more laughter so haha you jug-eared, narcissistic douchekit of a president*.

*(To be clear, I am laughing with you here, sir, not at you.)

The Feminine Hygienic Appliance Of The United States

The Feminine Hygienic Appliance Of The United States (L) A Bump In The Road (R)

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