Sunday, January 12. 2014
Earl Of Taint for MFNS Sports
The world of professional dungball was rocked on Friday with word that ace roller CGI would be released from the Obamacare team after just 3 years on the roster. There has been no official word from team contacts or the League as yet but the rumors are considered reliable. Team Obama had paid CGI $700 million dollars over three years, only to see poor results. Now they’ve reportedly signed free agent roller Accenture to a $90 million dollar contract to step in and get that dungball rolling bigger and faster. Reliable sources tell MFNS SPORTS that Head Coach and General Manager of the Bombers, Barack Obama personally delivered the bad news to CGI, in mid-roll, as this graphic appears to attest:
Another brilliant idea from my good friend and muse, Bubba. Thanks Cousin!
EARL OF TAINT 
I am amazed that those dung beetles aren’t clamoring to roll lamont around… he’s the biggest turd of all time!