It’s Liz! The Dumpy Dreary Droopy Dried Dusty Depleted Defeated Dishonored Dishwater Doughy Dirty Dancing Democrat Donkey!

Bigger Government: Chris Christie Joins DC Swat Team

The mask isn’t fooling anyone, Chubby.

Remember the words of Chief Toh-Gah-Ri-Noh (Wanders In Bathrobe) of the Red Skunk People, as inscribed on his memorial: