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No More Porky Pig?

Came across this story yesterday over at Moonbattery

It’s like living in an Onion parody of obsequious totalitarian dhimmitude. The words “pork” and “pig” are following the Confederate flag down the memory hole, lest they offend hostile savages:

To avoid the risk of potentially offending a Muslim somewhere, [Oxford University Press] has banned the use of the words “pig” and “pork” from children’s books as it might offend Islamic readers.

Oxford University Press is one of the largest publishers in the world.

So I figure there will be lots of titles out there that need to be rewritten. And they’ll need new art. In an effort to possibly snag some of that juicy re-illustrating action for myself, I have revised – completely at my own expense – the following classic title, so as to make it socially and politically acceptable by the new, non-offensive standards: Interested publishers and/or authors may contact me through this blog.
Don't be a perv! The Wolf is holding his stick!

Don’t be a perv! The Wolf is holding his stick!

War On White Potatoes

White Potatoes cannot be purchased with a WIC (food for wimmins and chilrens) card? WTF?? Did all red-blooded American kids grow up on potatoes? Including The First Harpoon Target herself? She asserts:

“Right now, the House of Representatives is considering a bill to override science by mandating that white potatoes be included on the list of foods that women can purchase using WIC dollars. Now, there is nothing wrong with potatoes. The problem is that many women and children already consume enough potatoes and not enough of the nutrient-dense fruits and vegetables they need. That’s why the Institute of Medicine – the nonpartisan, scientific body that advises on the standards for WIC – has said that potatoes should not be part of the WIC program.”

Leave it to this Administration that tells us when we’ve made enough money or gotten better healthcare to tell us when we’ve had enough potatoes. This truly is a Government That Works. Like Shit.

And now, the visual:

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