Tag Archives: islam

Hillary Clinton: It’s Not Islam

It was his guns that brought on this tragic uncontrollable rage of violence, not his religious beliefs. Take the tweetered advice of this wise Grandmother below, who promises to triple the numbers of Muslim immigrants allowed into the US once she becomes the President – hooray!

omar the muslim

In Wake Of Brutal Islamist Attacks, Obama Reveals His Plan For Keeping Muslims Safe

We’ve been warned.


Well I Think We All Can See The Appeal

It’s not like California has any women that compare to this, amirite guys*? We’d be throwing rocks at the home girls, no doubt about it.


Shalalad Dharezzin (“Shit Her Nose”)

*Also lesbians. No really, we’re cool. I identify as a lesbian myself. I was born that way.

Islam Is Already Demonized. Muslims Saw To That.


Centuries Too Late

Obama: Ignore ISIL And It Will Go Away

Vows to employ “every aspect of American power” to destroy the non-islamic “killers with good social media” that you needn’t worry about because they’re a fantastic nothingburger of importance standing on the wrong side of history and we have better ideas. Also being afraid that they might murder our children only encourages them to murder our children so let’s take a breath and remain true to the values we all hold dear, kiss the rattlesnakes on the lips and ignore the occasional setbacks.


Don’t Tell God But The Pope Is Helping Spread Islam

spreading islam

Blind Man’s Bluff

They're Not The Islam He Knows

They’re Not The Islam He Knows

Muhammad Goes Potty

Just because I can.

Modern reenactment of an actual historical event.

Modern reenactment of an actual historical event.

Barack Hussein Obama Loves His Country

No not America, his country…duh.

obama loves his country

Obama: Ancient Christians No Better Than Today’s Politically Motivated Criminals That Aren’t Really Muslims Even Though Their Name Has Islam In It

high horse

Also Brian Williams was there.


New Magazine I’m Pitching To Investors

For starters, we’d focus on the needs and interests of selected foreign markets where sex with animals is a socially accepted norm. We’ll pivot to add a domestic version once the recent immigrant communities are able to grow, solidify and impose their wretched, backwards culture on all the decent people.


ISIS Orders Female Genital Mutilation In Iraq

Poor muslim womens aged 11 to 46. Pretty sure a lot of them cheered when ISIS took over, too.

Buzz kill.

God knows who will perform the surgeries…as many as 4 million of them.

isis fgm