Fresh New Leedership!
Honors I’ve Received From Nice People:
Thank You Cousin!
Vows to employ “every aspect of American power” to destroy the non-islamic “killers with good social media” that you needn’t worry about because they’re a fantastic nothingburger of importance standing on the wrong side of history and we have better ideas. Also being afraid that they might murder our children only encourages them to murder our children so let’s take a breath and remain true to the values we all hold dear, kiss the rattlesnakes on the lips and ignore the occasional setbacks.
The looks on those kids’ faces breaks my heart. The one on the right is about the same age as my grandson – and shows the same expression my little buddy does when he’s processing something new and unusual.
Sucks we have a “president” who ignored all military advise and pulled our troops completely out of Iraq, leaving a fragile truce between Sunnis and Shiites to work itself out. But of course the Shiites had been brutalized under Saddam and the Sunni clans for so long, they had to take their revenge. And the Sunni tribes rose up against them and ultimately ISIS was born. And blah blah blah.
Everyone of the refugees can rightfully blame Barack Hussein Obama for their current plight. A decent, truly compassionate man would have tried to help them keep their homes and children safe, not thrown them to the wolves. But here we are.
Everything this weasel does is political. Even when he does nothing, there’s an angle.
For never taking your eye off the ball ever. For inspiring us with your hip, cool persona and profound words of wisdom. For making us laugh – hell, for making the whole world laugh. The world needs more laughter so haha you jug-eared, narcissistic douchekit of a president*.
*(To be clear, I am laughing with you here, sir, not at you.)