Tag Archives: isis

Obama: Ignore ISIL And It Will Go Away

Vows to employ “every aspect of American power” to destroy the non-islamic “killers with good social media” that you needn’t worry about because they’re a fantastic nothingburger of importance standing on the wrong side of history and we have better ideas. Also being afraid that they might murder our children only encourages them to murder our children so let’s take a breath and remain true to the values we all hold dear, kiss the rattlesnakes on the lips and ignore the occasional setbacks.

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The Widows And Orphans

The looks on those kids’ faces breaks my heart. The one on the right is about the same age as my grandson – and shows the same expression my little buddy does when he’s processing something new and unusual.

Sucks we have a “president” who ignored all military advise and pulled our troops completely out of Iraq, leaving a fragile truce between Sunnis and Shiites to work itself out. But of course the Shiites had been brutalized under Saddam and the Sunni clans for so long, they had to take their revenge. And the Sunni tribes rose up against them and ultimately ISIS was born. And blah blah blah.

Everyone of the refugees can rightfully blame Barack Hussein Obama for their current plight. A decent, truly compassionate man would have tried to help them keep their homes and children safe, not thrown them to the wolves. But here we are.

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Nothing Political, Sure

Everything this weasel does is political. Even when he does nothing, there’s an angle.

ISIS

Some Broken Clocks Are Wrong All The Time

The hands fall off, for example.

wrong again

Obama Vows To Pursue ISIS For Generations

Because he’s only got 2 speeds and the other one is reverse.

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Now Featuring Actual Taint, Right There In The Picture

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Blind Man’s Bluff

They're Not The Islam He Knows

They’re Not The Islam He Knows

Obama: We’re Not Losing The War I Ended

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ISIS Pep Rally

School Spirit!

School Spirit!

Barack Hussein Obama Loves His Country

No not America, his country…duh.

obama loves his country

Thanks Obama!

For never taking your eye off the ball ever. For inspiring us with your hip, cool persona and profound words of wisdom. For making us laugh – hell, for making the whole world laugh. The world needs more laughter so haha you jug-eared, narcissistic douchekit of a president*.

*(To be clear, I am laughing with you here, sir, not at you.)

The Feminine Hygienic Appliance Of The United States

The Feminine Hygienic Appliance Of The United States (L) A Bump In The Road (R)