Tag Archives: hillary

Getting Ready For Halloween

Literally terrifying. Occasionally wry. Faithfully translated to English from the original Dongese – at no extra charge.  Keep watching – we have more coming on the next boat!

werebish

aoc big mouth

claws

 

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THE FOLLOWING IS INTENDED FOR SEMI-MATURE, MENTALLY SOUND ADULTS ONLY

toxic warning

The New Attendant Learns The Hard Way; It’s Smart To Stay Upwind

Each new handler has to learn and develop the skills necessary when walking the former Secretary, particularly following ethnic food buffets. For their own safety, the Secret Service detail will not intervene on emissions, regardless of circumstances.

Luckily, those chemical burns to the sinus, esophageal and pulmonary tissues are easily treated and typically recover quickly.

 

hill walker

The Dog Knows

The Willy Knows.

ethiopian camel

 

This Is So Very Satisfying

(Thanks to Diogenes Middle Finger for the link!)

One of these things is not like the others…

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They’ve Hit Bottom. Let’s Keep Them There.

The Polls are fake and skewed, folks – just go vote. We’ll win.

Highly embarrassing election date error corrected – thanks to Cracker Barrel Philosopher for the head slap.

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It Was Kind Of A Back-Handed Exoneration, Wasn’t It?

Perhaps a clever maneuver on the part of Dir Comey? What’s that you say? Needs more cowbell? Well, kindly allow me to amplify it for you.

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I Am So Disappointed

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Sixty Eight Candles, Make A Lovely Light*

*It’s a really old song. She’s a really old lady person.

And I say “Happy” but in truth I hope she lost her eyebrows.

I hate her.

happy 68th birthday hillary

They’ve Ruined Another Great Show

miss piggery

My Gut Says Hillary Was Running Weapons Out Of Libya To Syrian Terrorists – And Taking A Cut Of The Proceeds

I feels it in my bones.There was big money to be made in post-Ghadaffy Libya. Lots of opportunities for people with the right connections to cash-in Large. And who was more connected than the US Secretary of State, Co-Chair of the Clinton Global Foundation, spouse of an ex-President and a money-grubbing Ho?

The truth will come out, eventually. Until then I am left to my imagination.

GREEDY GRANNY

Soap Opera

AMC

Hillary’s Private Server

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Hillary: We Were So Busy Setting Up The State Dept, We Had To Keep Our Official Emails Hidden On My Private Unsecured Server

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