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Administration releases statement clarifying Obama was not bowing but rather “doubled over in laughter” and that what witnesses saw was the president “ridiculing, not genuflecting”. Mr Obama has phoned the Tiny Totalitarian to apologize and offer a $5,000,000 cash award to ease his pain and suffering.
Additionally, the White House stated that the Baby Pope has been arrested on unspecified charges and is being held without bail while awaiting possible federal indictment. The Baby Popemobile has been impounded and all PlayPapal assets seized.
A simultaneous release from the Baby Muhammed Foundation announced a $1,000,000 donation to both the Democratic National Committee and the Founders Convention for the Barack Hussein Obama International Liebrary And Madrassa.
I hear she’s lost weight so there will never be a better opportunity to hit the target – I mean like spontaneously – without the pain of, um…seducing her. I’d do it myself but I’m not allowed to do any heavy lifting.
And why? Just take a look at her Halloween costume this year. (Note: The photo you may have seen posted on the internet recently has been altered. It is a fake. This is the actual, un-retouched original photo I swear.)
I hate her.