WELCOME TO THE RIGHTLY GUIDED:

On behalf of conservative photoshoppers everywhere, I beg the dems to nominate Liawatha Fauxcahontas Warren.

Hillary’s a hoot but she’s pretty old. And rich. Elizabeth is a youthful 65 and she only has a few million. Hardly well off. Much better optics for the party. And I’ll be more than happy to help spread those visuals around.