Tag Archives: elizabeth warren

Monday Night Triple EW! Special

The Liebrarian, EW!

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The Nasty Woman, EW!

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The Fake Indian, EW!!

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This actual real bona fide cookbook published by The Five Civilized Tribes lists recipes contributed by its members, including Elizabeth Warren, Cherokee. At least 2 of her recipes were copied word for word from existing published recipes meaning she cheated on the Tribes she cheated to join. EW!

It’s A Nanny! It’s A Librarian! It’s Dumber Than Dogpoo! It’s Super EW!

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Fundraisers Are The Exception To Warren’s “No-Handsy” Policy

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A Bonus for our Readers! We cordially invite you all to click on this unaltered photo of Elizabeth Warren to see a closeup of her granny beard. (Go ahead, we tested it and nobody went blind or died. It’s safe.)

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Elizabeth Warren Is Wearing Everybody Out

Even at home. Can’t you imagine?

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Physics Pop Quiz

Name the result of this event:

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Elizabeth Warren The Impotent Squaw Vows To Stop Trump

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DemocRat 2015 State Of The Slate

This presidential campaign is going to be so much fun…

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Joe Meets With The Warrenho Sorosota People

He is one of the most useful idiots out there. The past 7 years are proof enough of that assertion.

Good Old Uncle Joe. He is affable enough, God love him.

Good Old Uncle Joe. He is affable enough, God love him.

Another Reality Series Coming Soon

DEM CONTENDERS

Democrats Groom Their New Champion

Warren takes Best In Show (Half-Breed division)
The Old Indian Sheepdog

The Old Indian Sheepdog

 

Elizabeth Warren: Progressives Go To Eleven

Update: You’ll note from the original report that my graphic below attempts to translate the incoherent, guttural Proto-Tardian Liberal Bullshit tongue into common English. Some variation in meaning may result. We feel confident we’ve captured the essence.

The actual, un-clarified commandments are here, if you care to delve.

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Please Let Her Be Their War Chief

On behalf of conservative photoshoppers everywhere, I beg the dems to nominate Liawatha Fauxcahontas Warren.

Hillary’s a hoot but she’s pretty old. And rich. Elizabeth is a youthful 65 and she only has a few million. Hardly well off. Much better optics for the party. And I’ll be more than happy to help spread those visuals around.

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