Texas Update

As always, thanks to Beto Francis O’Toole for bringing in millions of Texas-Hatin’ Liberals dollars and spending them here in … More

This Will Change Everything

Bottom Line: Texans listen closely to every word Harry Styles softly lisps. They are in thrall for Harry Styles and … More

Born To Lose…Again

We Call It A Pussy Face

I Think We All Saw This Coming

Pest Control 101 – Identification

Dumbass Fool

Here’s Another Fool

Three Stages Of Beto

1. Denial 2. Depression 3. Dirty Sanchez

Beto The Brave

Speed Of The Leader, Speed Of The Pack: Beto And The Fart Smellers

Nicknames In The News