1. Yeah, looks like he’s going to play “wide receiver” for the High Desert State Prison. I’m guessing he’ll gladly use the prison “nickname” Ben Dover for his new digs. It’s been reported by a reliable source that an inmate known as “Buh Tugly” is following the news about “Ben” with the idea that luggage smuggled into the prison from Martha Stewart’s former cell will make him feel welcome.

  2. Bubba is smiling in anticipation.

    I’m kinda thinking he doesn’t get prosecuted. Charges will be quietly dropped in 6 months or so on the grounds that he’ll enjoy prison too much and incarceration wouldn’t be considered “punishment”.

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