This Will Change Everything

Earl of Taint

Bottom Line: Texans listen closely to every word Harry Styles softly lisps. They are in thrall for Harry Styles and whatever he says goes. Even Matthew McConaughey defers to Harry. This endorsement will likely swing the election for Governor to Beto. What an amazing political maneuver – and in Austin! So brave!

Side Note: Willie sings less badly after his respiratory therapy. He sounds like a goat again, but not a goat with double pneumonia

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