With liberals in charge, our future is under the piece of “gravel” in the middle! Unless we get control of ALL THREE branches of “gubmint” (as Ronald Reagan would say) we are SOOOOOO screwed!
That doesn’t fit the technical definition of a pebble. C’mon, man. Cut the malarkey.
Malarkey THIS!, (feign outrage, but don’t read this prompt).
EARL OF TAINT 
With liberals in charge, our future is under the piece of “gravel” in the middle! Unless we get control of ALL THREE branches of “gubmint” (as Ronald Reagan would say) we are SOOOOOO screwed!
That doesn’t fit the technical definition of a pebble. C’mon, man. Cut the malarkey.
Malarkey THIS!, (feign outrage, but don’t read this prompt).
Aaaaargh, ye traffic cone matey…..